STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

[conjur]

http://www.stopabductions.com/

"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke

The testimonials are even better!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I believe it happens. I also believe that some people are just nutjobs.

 

[Perknose]

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures were reported since 1998.

Damn their eyes, the label specifically said "effective against Romulans"! :|

 

[40Hands]

this is going to hit the aluminum business hard. No where do I see the mention of foil being used!

Its all a plot by 3M to take the anti mind control market!

 

[joecool]

alrightee then...

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: BroeBo
this is going to hit the aluminum business hard. No where do I see the mention of foil being used!

Its all a plot by 3M to take the anti mind control market!

I figure I'll kill two birds with one stone and buy some stuff from NewEgg and use those anti-static bags.

 

[daveymark]

this one is a little more stylish

 

[91TTZ]

The abductions are happening inside their own head. They have mental problems.

 

[Grunt03]

lol, now this was funny........:laugh: