Stool sample

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: duragezic
If you do the plastic bag thing and it's all full of a stinky ol' shit, put it in another bag and tie that one up, then do it again. That's what I do with stanky food or whatever if I'm not taking out the garbage right away.

That'd be weird to have to do. To have to catch your own massive, punishing shit, LOL.

You are the master of unnecessary description, I commend you for making my lulz all over the floor.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
i just sat on the toilet, held the cup under my ass and pooped into it. i got some on my hand but then i washed it off.

What did you do with the cup full of poop?

1 Blackdogdeek 1 cup...

lol

i put the cup in a paper bag, put the bag in front of my neighbor's door, lit the bag, then ran.

what else would i do with a cup of poop?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Is this an at-home kit? I had to do one once. The doctor sent me home with a kit that had a piece of wax paper with three little circles, and I was supposed to put a dab of shit on each one. The kit also came with a latex glove (only one) and an honest to God ice cream tasting spoon. I mean, seriously, one of those little wood things they used to use before they decided a pink plastic spoon was a better way to go. I'm pretty sure I could see the words "Haagen Dazs" scratched out on it. Apparently, the old ice cream tasting spoons were sold to hospitals to end up in the shittiest, pun most certainly intended, home stool sample kit money can buy. One glove and an ice cream spoon? WTF am I supposed to do with this? And then, I was supposed to collect this paper strip of feces and put it in the mail. In the fucking mail. Are you kidding me? The mail is filthy enough as it is, and not just because doctors apparently think it's a good idea to ask their patients to ship their own shit in envelopes. I mean, that test is going to make me look like i have SARS or something, or at the very least make me look mentally retarded, because who ships their shit in the mail? Everyone knows you use Fed-Ex...

Yeah, I just threw that test out and didn't bother with it. The doctor's office called me back and asked why I hadn't gotten it to them yet. I told them it was lost in the mail. The lady told me "that happens." Really? Gross.

I don't go to that doctor any more.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: 40Hands

Originally posted by: Modeps
Seriously, what's wrong with you?

His doctor is asking for a stool sample to figure it out. Read!

I know that, I'm wondering what the deal is. Perhaps that didnt come across right or instead of the comma, I could have used a question mark.