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Stolen Joke

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An irascible old farmer named Hu discovered one morning that his best rooster had flown into a tall tree beside his farm pond and wouldn?t come down, so he went to his neighbor, Wil, and asked for help.

The men had never gotten along, but Wil finally agreed, so the two men went to the pond and began climbing the tree, Hu first. They meant to frighten the rooster out, you see, but the bird only kept flying higher, branch by branch.

Then, just as Hu and the rooster reached almost the very top of the tree, with Wil right behind, there was a loud crack, the branch under Hu?s feet broke away, and down he went into the pond, splashing water and mud everywhere. Wil scrambled down as fast as he could and reached out to Hu from the bank, but Hu just lay there on his back, sinking deeper into the mud until only his nose stuck out of the water. Another farmer had seen what happened, and he came running and pulled Hu out of the pond.

?Why didn?t you take Wil?s hand?? he asked Hu. ?You could have drowned.?

?Why should I take his hand now?? Hu grumped. ?I passed him just a moment ago in broad daylight, and he never spoke a word to me.?
 
Originally posted by: dxkj
An irascible old farmer named Hu discovered one morning that his best rooster had flown into a tall tree beside his farm pond and wouldn?t come down, so he went to his neighbor, Wil, and asked for help.

The men had never gotten along, but Wil finally agreed, so the two men went to the pond and began climbing the tree, Hu first. They meant to frighten the rooster out, you see, but the bird only kept flying higher, branch by branch.

Then, just as Hu and the rooster reached almost the very top of the tree, with Wil right behind, there was a loud crack, the branch under Hu?s feet broke away, and down he went into the pond, splashing water and mud everywhere. Wil scrambled down as fast as he could and reached out to Hu from the bank, but Hu just lay there on his back, sinking deeper into the mud until only his nose stuck out of the water. Another farmer had seen what happened, and he came running and pulled Hu out of the pond.

?Why didn?t you take Wil?s hand?? he asked Hu. ?You could have drowned.?

?Why should I take his hand now?? Hu grumped. ?I passed him just a moment ago in broad daylight, and he never spoke a word to me.?
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that's the stupidest fvcking joke i have ever read.
 
That joke was so not funny that I had to walk up to a random person in the office in slap them in the face just to cheer myself up back to the level I was at prior to reading your terrible, terrible attempt at humor.
 
Originally posted by: loic2003
That joke was so not funny that I had to walk up to a random person in the office in slap them in the face just to cheer myself up back to the level I was at prior to reading your terrible, terrible attempt at humor.
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lol
6/10
 
That has to be the fvcking stupidest, dumbest, most asinine joke I have ever heard. It doesn't even sound like a joke. What part was meant to be funny? Huh? Go steal another joke from somewhere and try it again.
 
Originally posted by: loic2003
That joke was so not funny that I had to walk up to a random person in the office in slap them in the face just to cheer myself up back to the level I was at prior to reading your terrible, terrible attempt at humor.
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:laugh:
 
Sometimes I wish I was a smurf. But one of the lesser known smurfs: debilitating drinking problem smurf, or foul mouthed ass whippin smurf and I would be off in a mushroom way off from the village, but close enough to see into smurfettes mushroom with a powerful telescope and I would send her psychotropic muffins and cookies and when she collapsed in a drug induced stupor I would go and punch her in the back of the head for screwing around with one of those other smarmy ass smurfs.
 
You guys dont get the joke??? Come on!!!


When you pass by someone that you know, it is courtesy to say HI, how are you, or Hello

So now later on he expects the guy to shake his hand?



Don't you get it? Why would you shake someones hand who just snubbed you a minute ago....
 
Originally posted by: loic2003
That joke was so not funny that I had to walk up to a random person in the office in slap them in the face just to cheer myself up back to the level I was at prior to reading your terrible, terrible attempt at humor.
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LMAO

The "funny farm" called. They left you a message. Here it is... oh yeah, they want their joke back!
 
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: loic2003
That joke was so not funny that I had to walk up to a random person in the office in slap them in the face just to cheer myself up back to the level I was at prior to reading your terrible, terrible attempt at humor.
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lol
6/10
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easy 8 i chucked
 
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