Stolen Joke

[Pliablemoose]

A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You! Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!"

 

[Nimloth]

2/10

 

[sixone]

:Q

 

[Quixfire]

rofl

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

haha, wth, thats weird, but funny too.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Quixfire
rofl

 

[captains]

hahahahaha

 

[Gurck]

:laugh:

 

[cmdrmoocow]

lol, a new one.

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: cmdrmoocow
lol, a new one.

only saving grace

 

[Cristatus]

lol, laughef hard when I first saw it

 

[pclstyle]

funny solely because of how random it is

 

[Ime]

:thumbsup:

 

[CRXican]

it's funny cause it's gay

 

[EagleKeeper]

Previously posted

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: cmdrmoocow
lol, a new one.

Heard this one awhile back, still funny

for allowing to laugh today

 

[Munky]

Funny, but I don't get the punchline.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
Previously posted

twice!

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: munky
Funny, but I don't get the punchline.

On the wrong feet = He was having sex with a man instead of a woman--his wife. He was swinging the wrong way because they were on the wrong feet.


ROFL @ the joke