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Stolen joke - the Engineer and the Frog.

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An engineer was crossing the road when a frog called out to him "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautifull princess". The engineer picked up the frog, put it in his pocket and kept on walking. The frog said "Didn't you hear me? If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess!". The engineer smiled at the frog, but kept on walking.

The frog grew frustrated, said "Look, if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and will do WHATEVER you want for a week". Again, the engineer looked at thefrog, smiled and kept on waking.

Desperate, the frog begged "OK, if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess, I'll be your girlfriend and do WHATEVER you want!". The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and said "Look, I'm an engineer, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog? Now that's cool!". He then put the frog back in his pocket and kept on walking.
 
You kidding me? Most engineers I've seen would kiss the frog before it started talking.
 
The moral of the story is that engineers are busy doing actual work while businessmen, politicians, women, etc try to hinder the engineer's progress. At least that's what I got out of it
 
I like the one about two engineers and a bike:


Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
 
zebano said:
I like the one about two engineers and a bike:


Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Sooo.......all engineers are gay?

I am seeing a theme here...
 
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