- Oct 9, 1999
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The indians had captured a cowboy and his horse. Before they were to hang him, the indians gave the cowboy one last wish.
The cowboy called his horse over and whispered something in his ear. The horse galloped off and returned an hour later with a beautiful redhead in skimpy clothing. The indians were impressed.
The cowboy exclaimed, no, no, no and called his horse over again and whispered in his ear. The horse trotted off again and returned with an even more beautiful blonde. Indians were again impressed.
Once again, the cowboy, seemingly disgusted, said no, no, NO!!! Called the horse over and whispered again in his ear. Horse trotted off and returned an hour later with a naked bruinette. Indians were amazed.
The cowboy started stomping his feet and shouted....."If I have to tell you one more gosh dang time, I said go get my "Posse"!
:laugh:
The cowboy called his horse over and whispered something in his ear. The horse galloped off and returned an hour later with a beautiful redhead in skimpy clothing. The indians were impressed.
The cowboy exclaimed, no, no, no and called his horse over again and whispered in his ear. The horse trotted off again and returned with an even more beautiful blonde. Indians were again impressed.
Once again, the cowboy, seemingly disgusted, said no, no, NO!!! Called the horse over and whispered again in his ear. Horse trotted off and returned an hour later with a naked bruinette. Indians were amazed.
The cowboy started stomping his feet and shouted....."If I have to tell you one more gosh dang time, I said go get my "Posse"!
:laugh:
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