Stolen joke: Captured cowboy

Engineer

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The indians had captured a cowboy and his horse. Before they were to hang him, the indians gave the cowboy one last wish.

The cowboy called his horse over and whispered something in his ear. The horse galloped off and returned an hour later with a beautiful redhead in skimpy clothing. The indians were impressed.

The cowboy exclaimed, no, no, no and called his horse over again and whispered in his ear. The horse trotted off again and returned with an even more beautiful blonde. Indians were again impressed.

Once again, the cowboy, seemingly disgusted, said no, no, NO!!! Called the horse over and whispered again in his ear. Horse trotted off and returned an hour later with a naked bruinette. Indians were amazed.

The cowboy started stomping his feet and shouted....."If I have to tell you one more gosh dang time, I said go get my "Posse"!

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artikk

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:roll: a dirty but still okay joke.
EDIT I'm not a reverend. Just so you know, there are KIDS browsing and posting in these forums UNDER THE AGE OF 13.:roll:
 

Cristatus

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i expected the ending after the first line, but only because i've heard it before, funny nonetheless
 

artikk

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Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
Originally posted by: russianpower
:roll: a dirty but still okay joke.

A thousand apologies Reverend. :confused:

Just so you know, there are KIDS browsing and posting in these forums UNDER THE AGE OF 13.:roll:
 

Cobalt

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Originally posted by: russianpower
:roll: a dirty but still okay joke.
EDIT I'm not a reverend. Just so you know, there are KIDS browsing and posting in these forums UNDER THE AGE OF 13.:roll:

Big fscking deal. We are so uptight now its pathetic. Do you really think this joke influences them more than the Paris Hiltons paraded on T.V and in the news?
 

Kipper

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Originally posted by: russianpower
Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
Originally posted by: russianpower
:roll: a dirty but still okay joke.

A thousand apologies Reverend. :confused:

Just so you know, there are KIDS browsing and posting in these forums UNDER THE AGE OF 13.:roll:

You don't hang around ATOT very much, do you? :laugh:

Two words:

SPIDER!
MATHGIRL!
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: russianpower
:roll: a dirty but still okay joke.
EDIT I'm not a reverend. Just so you know, there are KIDS browsing and posting in these forums UNDER THE AGE OF 13.:roll:

Posse is dirty? If a kid understands it he's been around.
 
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Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: russianpower
:roll: a dirty but still okay joke.
EDIT I'm not a reverend. Just so you know, there are KIDS browsing and posting in these forums UNDER THE AGE OF 13.:roll:

Posse is dirty? If a kid understands it he's been around.