An Irishman walks into a bar, sits down, and orders three pints of Guinness (of course!). The bartender pours them and sets them in front of him. He proceeds to take a sip out of each glass in order until the glasses are drained, then repeats.
The bartender asks him why he's doing this.
The Irishman says, "Well, I always drank with me brothers back home, and when I moved t' the States, we decided we'd always drink like this so we were never drinkin' alone."
The bartender thinks this is a nice way to keep family ties together and pours the order that way every time he sees the Irishman walk into the bar.
One day, though, he comes into the bar and orders two pints. The barkeep says, "I'm so sorry to see that one of your brothers is dead."
The Irishman responds, "Nay, 'e's not dead, I've just quit drinkin'."
i found it funny, im irish.
The bartender asks him why he's doing this.
The Irishman says, "Well, I always drank with me brothers back home, and when I moved t' the States, we decided we'd always drink like this so we were never drinkin' alone."
The bartender thinks this is a nice way to keep family ties together and pours the order that way every time he sees the Irishman walk into the bar.
One day, though, he comes into the bar and orders two pints. The barkeep says, "I'm so sorry to see that one of your brothers is dead."
The Irishman responds, "Nay, 'e's not dead, I've just quit drinkin'."
i found it funny, im irish.
