Still unsure what to get the lady in your life?

[KeithTalent]

CBS has a couple of suggestions:

For Christmas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkuI4oU250s

For the Jewish lady in your life, she may want a schmear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4jbmAJ44Po

D: about sums it up for me.

KT

 

[Lifted]

nice tags. pretty racist of you, Mr. Moderator.

 

[MotF Bane]

Whiskey

 

[KeithTalent]

nice tags. pretty racist of you, Mr. Moderator.

Oh get the stick out of your ass. How is it racist anyway?

KT

 

[skace]

nice tags. pretty racist of you, Mr. Moderator.

And yet awesome all the same.

 

[oogabooga]

CBS has a couple of suggestions:

For Christmas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkuI4oU250s

For the Jewish lady in your life, she may want a schmear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4jbmAJ44Po

D: about sums it up for me.

KT

Thanks for the headsup! I'll be buying all the dudes pap smears.

(wait...)

 

[Lifted]

Oh get the stick out of your ass. How is it racist anyway?

KT

Bagel?

Go fuck yourself.

 

[KeithTalent]

Bagel?

Go fuck yourself.

Did you listen to the PSA? It references a schmear (he actually says it), which last I heard has to do with bagels.

Use your brain before attacking someone idiot.

KT

 

[gorcorps]

nice tags. pretty racist of you, Mr. Moderator.

Jews aren't a race you cock gobbler.

 

[Lifted]

last i heard has to do with bagels.

Use your brain before attacking someone idiot.

Kt

LOL. Who is the idiot here? I think ignorant is better with this thread.

 

[RoloMather]

bagel?

 

[KeithTalent]

LOL. Who is the idiot here? I think ignorant is better with this thread.

Please explain how it is ignorant? What you say makes absolutely zero sense. If you watched the thing it makes sense in an amusing way.

Anyway, may as well lock this since you are being an overly sensitive douche about absolutely nothing.

Kids these days...

KT

 

[Ruptga]

bagel?

srsly, since when is bagel related to racism?

 

[TecHNooB]

I could use a bagel right now..

 

[JulesMaximus]

Bagel?

Go fuck yourself.

You're waaaay off base on this pal. Give up while you're behind.

 

[Lifted]

i get it, hearing pap "smear" is funny to you because it sounds like, and is derived from, schmear, a yiddish word.

hahaha.

????

the tags make more sense now without jew in there. i approve.

 

[Lifted]

You're waaaay off base on this pal. Give up while you're behind.

He edited the tags, pal.

 

[KeithTalent]

i get it, hearing pap "smear" is funny to you because it sounds like, and is derived from, schmear, a yiddish word.

hahaha.

????

the tags make more sense now without jew in there. i approve.

No, if you listen to the second one he actually says schmear (I am well aware of what the word means). He's a Jewish actor, doing a PSA about giving a pap smear to someone for Christmas and does the play on words.

I changed the tags for the oversenstive nincompoops like yourself. Racists are the worst, but those who baselessly accuse others are horrible too.

Anyway, over and done with.

Funnily enough I actually had a bagel with a schmear this morning.

KT

 

[ViviTheMage]

i get it, hearing pap "smear" is funny to you because it sounds like, and is derived from, schmear, a yiddish word.

hahaha.

????

the tags make more sense now without jew in there. i approve.

I am glad you approve...no wait, don't care

 

[Turin39789]

He edited the tags, pal.

wtf, the post was edited? where does it have the edit stamp?



edit test

 

[Turin39789]

holy shit no edit stamps. no tamper proof

 

[RoloMather]

schmear
[SHMEER]
Thought to have come from the Yiddish word shmirn ("to smear or grease"), the word schmear is used in the culinary world to describe a dab of something like mayonnaise or cream cheese that's spread on a roll, bagel, etc. More recently, cream cheese is combined with flavorings such as onions, garlic and bell peppers to create a spread that's commercially packaged as a "schmear."

 

[zeruty]

Tags
bagel, pap, smear, vagina

Awfully nice of the OP to include the overly-sensitive second poster in the thread in his tags...

 

[zinfamous]

CBS has a couple of suggestions:

For Christmas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkuI4oU250s

For the Jewish lady in your life, she may want a schmear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4jbmAJ44Po

D: about sums it up for me.

KT

heh, we were both watching about the smear for X-mas. ....it was not taken seriously.

 

[zinfamous]

Anyway, may as well lock this since you are being an overly sensitive douche about absolutely nothing.

Kids these days...

KT

please don't....the self-ownage is piling up nicely