Steven Segal vs. Jean Claude Van Damme vs. Chuck Norris

[Kabob]

I assume this is gonna be a blowout.

 

[Nitemare]

Bruce Lee or coke?

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Bruce Lee or coke?

Bruce Lee > *

 

[Kelvrick]

Spork > *

 

[archiloco]

yeah chuck could kick both of their asses at the same time, and well under siege dark territories enough said about worse actor


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[Pacfanweb]

Chuck, obviously. I think he was a 6-time World Champ, and lots of other titles.

Movies....I did like a couple of Seagal movies. Chuck had some good ones, and also the Walker series. Van Damme....I guess a couple of his weren't too bad, but not as good as the other two.

So Chuck all the way here, overall.

 

[AstroManLuca]

I've (luckily) never seen a Steven Seagal film, and I never will. The guy's a fuckhead who, despite having all sorts of martial arts training, can't find anyone better to beat up on than his wife of the moment.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Best ass-kicker - Chuck Norris
Worst actor - Steven Segal

 

[Kabob]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I've (luckily) never seen a Steven Seagal film, and I never will. The guy's a fuckhead who, despite having all sorts of martial arts training, can't find anyone better to beat up on than his wife of the moment.

Just wait. Eventually you'll turn on the TV in the middle of a Saturday afternoon and Segal and his...festively plump self will be beating the crap out of random people. It's inevitable, it happens to all of us.

 

[ViviTheMage]

jackie chan

 

[Kaido]

Although John Claude's movies are mostly lame, they're better than the other two. Chuck Norris is #2 and Segal is a far, far #3. I think Steven Segal movies are so lame...not just haha-lame like Van Damme's movies (i.e. watchable), but lame-lame (I've actually shut off the movie because I was so disinterested).

 

[m1ldslide1]

Sorry but Seagal in his prime was a serious motherf***er. Dude was the first white man to open a dojo in Tokyo, right?

I saw a documentary detailing his training regimen early on. This guy would train in one of the most hard-core dojos for 8+ hours a day, through broken bones, open wounds and the like. He did this for YEARS. Not to mention that when he wasn't training he would go looking for streetfights to keep honing his skills. There's a huge effin' difference between this level of training and commitment and winning some tournament with your fancy no-look spinning backwards roundhouse kicks.

Yeah he may be a crappy actor, a cheeseball activist, and make low-rent films, but if you know much about martial arts you know that Chuck's fighting style and Steven's are not compatible. Chuck may have been an outstanding striker, but Seagal would've grabbed that devastating kick in mid-air, forcibly removed Chuck's kneecap, and then pile-driven his ass into the floor head-first. Finishing move to the back of Chuck's neck would be about .02 seconds later.

 

[KeithTalent]

Segal for worst actor (Van Damme at least had Bloodsport and Chuck had MIA which I enjoyed when I was a kid) and Norris for best fighter, though I heard Segal was a badass back in the day, but I prefer Norris.

KT

 

[Kabob]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
though I heard Segal was a badass back in the day, but I prefer Norris.

Hrm, wonder where you heard that...

 

[Turin39789]

* = fail

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: kabob983

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
though I heard Segal was a badass back in the day, but I prefer Norris.

Hrm, wonder where you heard that...

I had a buddy that was a huge Segal fan, he used to go and on about him. I never liked him much though.

KT

 

[Kabob]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: kabob983

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
though I heard Segal was a badass back in the day, but I prefer Norris.

Hrm, wonder where you heard that...

I had a buddy that was a huge Segal fan, he used to go and on about him. I never liked him much though.

KT

Or you could just look north one post from your first ^^

 

[Invisible Evil]

Chuck Norris

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: kabob983

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: kabob983

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
though I heard Segal was a badass back in the day, but I prefer Norris.

Hrm, wonder where you heard that...

I had a buddy that was a huge Segal fan, he used to go and on about him. I never liked him much though.

KT

Or you could just look north one post from your first ^^

Ahh, didn't see that.

KT

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: kabob983

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: kabob983

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
though I heard Segal was a badass back in the day, but I prefer Norris.

Hrm, wonder where you heard that...

I had a buddy that was a huge Segal fan, he used to go and on about him. I never liked him much though.

KT

Or you could just look north one post from your first ^^

I'm relatively certain that Keith is north of me.

 

[EGGO]

A challenger appears

 

[Kabob]

True, he was awful Eggo but a slightly different style of crappy actor.

 

[darkxshade]

I pray for the safety of those who voted against Chuck Norris.

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
jackie chan

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
I pray for the safety of those who voted against Chuck Norris.

Yes...next time he does push ups, he will cause a magnitude 8 quake skillfully directed to your door.