Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink - Asian Experience

[Pathogen03]

Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagals Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal, is the only all natural 100% juice energy drink on the market. This long lasting energy elixir is made with key ingredients from all over the globe. With a healthy dosing of Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, Ginseng, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, and Policosanols, Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversary?s faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!

Oh and it gets better, Steven Seagal?s Lightning Bolt is available in 2 great juicy flavors! Cherry Charge brings you the great taste of freshly squeezed cherry juice, while for those of you that desire a slightly less sweet drink can partake of the true Asian Experience. Either way, you still get a powerful bolt of energy delivered into your body that Steven Seagal precisely blended for lasting maximum performance. So get ready to take on the world with new meaning with Steven Segal?s own Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

Steven Seagal's very own energy drink. Be the first to taste his juices!
Features:
100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
Can has Steven Seagal?s face on it (who could ask for more!?!)




http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt-asian-experiance.html

 

[Saint Nick]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I CAN'T BREATHE

 

[metalmania]

LOL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
what about Michael Jackson Juice?

 

[BlueWeasel]

freshly squeezed cherry juice...

:laugh:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I've got to have Steven Seagal's juice in my mouth!


*orders 20*

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I've got to have Steven Seagal's juice in my mouth!


*orders 20*

:laugh:

 

[SaltBoy]

herbal specialist Steven Seagal

WTF?!

 

[Queasy]

This must have been what Seagal was working on while he was with the CIA. LMFAO

 

[Gravity]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I've got to have Steven Seagal's juice in my mouth!


*orders 20*

LMFAO!!!

 

[thirdlegstump]

Is this for realz?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: metalmania
LOL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
what about Michael Jackson Juice?

You mean Jesus Juice.

 

[Sphexi]

My eyes bleed. I don't want to drink any Steven Seagal Juice.

 

[loup garou]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I'm ordering a case.

 

[tanz]

HAHA. Does it have a pic of his fat ass on it? LOL
MUST SEE PIC.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: tanz
HAHA. Does it have a pic of his fat ass on it? LOL
MUST SEE PIC.

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[DanTMWTMP]

LOL and LOL'ing is contagious hahahaha.


damn i had good LOL right there hahahaha. thx OP.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: tanz
HAHA. Does it have a pic of his fat ass on it? LOL
MUST SEE PIC.

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WTF?

Who's better - Seagal or Hasselhoff?

 

[TGS]

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[tanz]

OMG. Is it me or is the ORANGE ONE in that website say ROOT BEER RUSH?
ROOT BEER ENERGY DRINK SPONSORED BY STEVEN SEGAL!!!! leajkfldjf laololjol omg im crying

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: tanz
HAHA. Does it have a pic of his fat ass on it? LOL
MUST SEE PIC.

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WTF?

Who's better - Seagal or Hasselhoff?

ROFLMAOLOL why do amazon reviewers do reviews like that to hasselhoff and seagal's music? LOL!!!!

 

[redgtxdi]

Actor, singer, herbalist???



I'm all about Steven Seagal vs. David Hasselhoff!!!


"Let's get it on!!!"

 

[thirdlegstump]

If you want the asian experience (the asiansensation) come to deathkoba.

 

[Queasy]

Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you?

Leave your movie career out of it Stevie.

 

[BW86]

you gotta be kidding me

 

[squirrel dog]

I doubt that Steven Segal could tie his own shoe laces , fat as he has become .