Steve Johnson blames God for his overtime drop

[Kev]

This is hilarious:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...ames-God-for-his-overtime-drop?urn=nfl-289770

I think that if people thank god when they succeed, it should only be fair that they are allowed to blame god when they fail!

 

[HAL9000]

Removed: Misread....

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

This is true. God hates the Buffalo Bills.

 

[Dirigible]

God: Why you gotta be such a dick all the time?

 

[CrackRabbit]

God: Why you gotta be such a dick all the time?

Because, even if it wasn't my fault you idiots would blame me anyways.

 

[joesmoke]

Dear Steve,

Nothing personal, I just hate your city and team. Have a swell day!

-God

PS - Dont forget to bug everybody you know about coming to attend your church. Deep down they love you for it.

 

[waggy]

lol yeah that's a man of faith..

 

[Gibsons]

Well, if he gets all the credit, shouldn't he get some blame too? I mean, he's like all powerful and stuff.

 

[slayer202]

It really is a GREAT tweet. funny as hell

 

[Gibsons]

He better watch out, next time god will allow satan to slay all his family and slaves.

 

[OCGuy]

nutjob

 

[JujuFish]

Stevie's a pretty funny guy.

 

[thegimp03]

Yep, that drop cost me the win yesterday. Granted, a few other things could have gone better...

 

[MotF Bane]

Quality writing skills.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

 

[DrPizza]

wow, living in Western NY, it's been a hobby over the years to mock Bills fans. Generally, it's a pretty entertaining hobby. I should get at least 2 weeks of mileage out of that tweet.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

God had Pittsburgh giving 2, he couldn't allow a Buffalo win

 

[khon]

I love it. People praise god all the time when they win, about time someone blames god for a loss.

 

[zinfamous]

haha. that is awesome. been waiting for an athlete to do that. Just hoping it will happen in front of the cameras after a game.

good stuff.

I'm pissed at god too. that drop cost me quite a few points yesterday.

 

[kranky]

It was pretty obvious even before the game ended he was completely destroyed over dropping that pass.

 

[DangerAardvark]

God is everywhere. Including the crosswind.

 

[eits]

that dude is hilarious. i'd bet money that he was totally joking when he wrote that.

"thx tho" hahaha

 

[rasczak]

hehe pretty funny tweet.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

He better watch out, next time god will allow satan to slay all his family and slaves.

There's no satan that's just god when he's drunk