Steve Ballmer at my School next Thursday.

[dragonballgtz]

Mr. Ballmeer will be at my school next Thursday. We are going to take pictures with him and he is suppose to make a little speech. When I meet him I'm going to try my hardest to make a good first impression.

My teacher told me a few students were going to be able to ask him questions while he is giving his speech and I turned out to be one of the lucky students. The only problem is I don't know what good questions to ask him. The first question that came to my head was to ask him about Windows XP Professional x64 Edition. But I need better questions then this.

So ATOT what would you ask him?

Serious answers please. I know thats hard to do but just this one time.

 

[Cattlegod]

just raise your hand and say "developers developers developers"

 

[UncleWai]

ask to do the monkey dance.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

"Can I have several cardboard boxes stuffed full of cash?"

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
just raise your hand and say "developers developers developers"

make sure to bring a bottle of water and drench yourself before asking it 😀

 

[imported_Pablo]

Ask him if he still likes to "Celebrate Good Times"

 

[dc]

bring a boombox with the developers song.
a domokun costume won't hurt either.

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Jesus guys, he wants a serious answer... lol

 

[Transition]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
just raise your hand and say "developers developers developers"

 

[Bateluer]

Ask him about MS's recent threats towards Asian governments regarding their use of Linux, and about Linux's alleged copyright infringements, preferably with evidence to back up his claims.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Ask him if he knows how funny his 'inspirational' videos really are 🙂

 

Gain control of your school's PA system and broadcast "Developers, developers, developers" before the assembly.

 

[JetBlack69]

Ask him about the WindowFS that was dropped from Longhorn.

 

[LtPage1]

Ask if he thinks that Apple's iPod-fueled $60-a-share and increased visibility, coupled with OS X's obvious superiority to Windows, will lead to an increased Macintosh market share.

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Ask him about MS's recent threats towards Asian governments regarding their use of Linux, and about Linux's alleged copyright infringements, preferably with evidence to back up his claims.

...sorry about the double post, should have read the thread before posting.

 

[dragonballgtz]

"Developers, developers, developers?"😕

NM google showed me what it is. LOL!

 

[mobobuff]

Ask him about any features of Longhorn that will be promising to IT professionals.

 

[Martin]

Ask him to go crazy on stage, then tape it and post it here.

or JetBlack's question.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Martin
Demand that he go crazy on stage, then tape it and post it here.

fixed.

 

[PoPPeR]

ask him to marry you

 

[myusername]

How much did your soul weigh?

 

[trilks]

How can you spread so much FUD with a straight face? Did you need plastic surgery?

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
ask him to marry you

do that! and then show us the video of his reaction

 

[dartworth]

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[aplefka]

Are you in college or hs? If hs, how many kids honestly know who he is?