I wonder how powerful the reverser deployment mechanism really is in that direction? I have no doubt it would do some damage, but it doesn't seem like an application where a lot of power is needed behind the mechanism.
Hydraulic actuators operating at roughly 1500-3000 psi. Those clamshell reversers were probably closer to 3000 than 1500.
I think this calls for a pig carcass. named steve.
That dude is a serious tweaker. No sane person does that.