Stephen Hawking liking the Sex Clubs I see...

[Anonemous]

http://www.newser.com/story/140602/stephen-hawking-over-the-moon-about-sex-club.html

I can imagine the robot voice...

 

[Saint Nick]

Who cares, can't believe that is news. Good for him.

 

[child of wonder]

Why the hell shouldn't he be going to Sex Clubs? Good for him.

 

[Tea Bag]

like a BOSS.

 

[HumblePie]

I fail to see this as news. Might as well make a story whenever any man enters a titclub. If so, I would have been on the front page more than a few times.

 

[wirednuts]

its news because the guy sells himself as a great transcended mind, and he is also clearly physically incapable of fucking so im sure a lot of people assume that sex is not on his mind.

but just like osama bin laden jackin off to porn while smoking a bowl, steve hawking is pretty much like the rest of us

 

[DrunkenSano]

So it is confirmed that he is indeed human and not a broken robot. Good to hear.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

He's just doing some hands on research on black holes.

 

[reallyscrued]

He just wants to enter the final frontier.

 

[SandEagle]

isn't he paralyzed from the waist down? if so, what's the point in going?

 

[SandEagle]

He just wants to enter the final frontier.

he's safe. no way he can crash his rocket into a moon.

 

[Fritzo]

Struggles to make 'Big Bang" and "Black Hole" joke...

 

[DrunkenSano]

isn't he paralyzed from the waist down? if so, what's the point in going?

I'm sure every guy can enjoy a nice pair of soft tittays in his face whether he is paralyzed or not.

 

[yhelothar]

He's just doing some hands on research on black holes.

:thumbsup:

 

[Gothgar]

Excellent

 

[SlitheryDee]

No one ever stops to think how frustrating it must be to not be able to scratch that particular itch.

 

[kage69]

So Hawking supports brass pole technicians, good for him.

 

[reallyscrued]

Someone make a 'hardon' collider joke please...I've been waiting for one.

Can't seem to word mine correctly...

 

[mcmilljb]

like a BOSS.

Stringfellow adds: "I remember asking him if he’d like to have a conversation with me about the universe, or if he’d just like to watch the girls. The answer was quite simply: ‘The girls.’"

Indeed sir, indeed.

 

[Genx87]

Southpark or family guy is going to have a field day with this information.

 

[Anonemous]

Southpark or family guy is going to have a field day with this information.

/still waiting for family guy references

 

[swanysto]

isn't he paralyzed from the waist down? if so, what's the point in going?

I used to work with people in wheel chairs, and even though they are paralyzed from the waste down, many are still able to have and enjoy sex. I am not sure the medical aspect of it. My guess would be the nerves in the penis are not damaged?

 

[sdifox]

he is studying physics!

 

[maziwanka]

He's just doing some hands on research on black holes.

win

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

I would love to run into him at a sex club. Would enjoy discussing the universe with him while hot girls get naked.