This is necessary.... life feeds on life.... nVidia feeds on 3dfx....
And the angel of the lord came unto me. Snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom arose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged: "Angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me: "These are the cries of the Voodoo followers. The cries of the Voodooers. You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to them, it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat with the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared: "Hear me now, I have seen the light. They have a consciousness! They have a life! They have a soul. Damn you! Let the nVidiots use their boards. Save our brothers. Can I get an amen. Can I get a haleluia. Thank you, Jesus."
Edit: Woohoo! I wanted to try my hand at editing my first locked thread! Doopy doopy doopy doopy doo. Nobody here to comment on my stupidity though.... darn.
Edit again: "LOL as long 3dfx id dying there are new news from me or from other dudes !!!" -posted by Hardware at bottom of thread.
Look at that horrible spelling and punctuation. You would think he has never been to school.