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Stem Cell Contact Lenses Cure Blindness in Less Than a Month

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Originally posted by: Dirigible
Originally posted by: Evadman
If we harvest enough stem cells from dead babies can I get xray vision? That would be worth 10 babies I think. Could we find some women who could just make babies all day (octo-mom comes to mind) so we can harvest lots of stem cells? Then no more blindness, and xray vision for everyone!

Abso-frickin-lutely.

Plus:
Fly
Last as long as you want in bed
Eat fried foods 24/7 without getting fat
Horrible smelling farts

Yup, you heard me. Horrible smelling farts. There are some undesirable side effects. This is the real reason Bush hated stem cell research. He harbors a little-known phobia of being trapped in the elevator with a real stinker.

So dead babies are like plasmids?
 
Originally posted by: Dirigible
Originally posted by: Evadman
If we harvest enough stem cells from dead babies can I get xray vision? That would be worth 10 babies I think. Could we find some women who could just make babies all day (octo-mom comes to mind) so we can harvest lots of stem cells? Then no more blindness, and xray vision for everyone!

Abso-frickin-lutely.

Plus:
Fly
Last as long as you want in bed
Eat fried foods 24/7 without getting fat
Horrible smelling farts

Yup, you heard me. Horrible smelling farts. There are some undesirable side effects. This is the real reason Bush hated stem cell research. He harbors a little-known phobia of being trapped in the elevator with a real stinker.

Well I can fix that!

We can put penis stem cells on peoples butts, and then have the body process poop into a liqud-ey substance (think diarrhea). It will move so swiftly that no farts will be had.

Plus you get two penises.
 
I have come to the conclusion that most people here simply cannot read, or have the concentration powers of a dead gnats right nut.

These are stem cells, not dead foetus stem cells. Massive difference.

 
Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
I have come to the conclusion that most people here simply cannot read, or have the concentration powers of a dead gnats right nut.

These are stem cells, not dead foetus stem cells. Massive difference.
Actually I think most of the people here are trolling.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: zinfamous
The important thing is that 75% of the now "legal" lines were useless for research. (low quality, tainted, etc).

being unable to create new lines to actually do research = legitimate stem cell ban. It's quite preposterous, really, that people still attempt to make this argument that Bush never banned stem cell research. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT.

we're (the US) essentially in the research dark ages b/c of that fucking inbred retard and his archaic miseducation.

There was no ban at all you moron.
this.

government funding was restricted, but private funding was allowed.

read this zinfamous:

The Rise of Stem Cell Research
Did George Bush inadvertently jumpstart a stem cell revolution?

Ronald Bailey | January 19, 2007

Democrats in the House of Representatives passed legislation last week that would lift President Bush's restrictions on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research. Bush issued his only veto against the same legislation last year. The legislation would allow federal funding for developing new embryonic stem cell lines derived from donated embryos leftover from fertility treatments.

When Bush first restricted federal funding to embryonic stem lines derived before his nationally televised speech on the subject in 2001, researchers feared that such limits would send a signal that would strongly "chill" research in the field. For example, many researchers worried that Sen. Sam Brownback's (R-Kan.) bill to ban both publicly and privately financed therapeutic cloning research was just the first step toward outlawing all human embryonic stem cell research. But that didn't happen.

Instead, the research restrictions?real and proposed?provoked a strong pushback by researchers and eventually the public. States began big time funding of embryonic stem cell research, e.g., $3 billion in California and $270 million in New Jersey. And the floodgates of private funding opened, showering hundreds of millions on stem cell researchers. It is highly probable that far more embryos have been used for stem cell research than would have been the case had President Bush not imposed his restrictions. How's that for irony!

Although we'll never know for sure, it is also probable that the fear that further limits might be imposed on human embryonic stem cell research intensified the hunt for other sources of stem cells. And the very good news is that these searches have been very successful. Stem cells have been found in fat, testicles, umbilical cord blood and tissue, bone marrow, and, most recently, amniotic fluid. More therapies using adult stem cell should be soon available in the medical marketplace. In fact, stem cell research may be enhanced as states compete to fund the most promising work. Maybe.

Instead of being modeled on drug development, perhaps embryonic stem cell research will follow a development path more like that blazed by researchers in assisted reproduction. Rather than being hampered by a paucity of federal research funding perhaps embryonic stem cell research will flourish just as research on assisted reproduction techniques (ART) has. Arguably in vitro fertilization research has proceeded rapidly because of, not in spite of, essentially no federal funding. So far more than 3 million babies have been born by means of ART. Without intrusive federal oversight and regulation IVF researchers have been able to deploy new techniques such as intracytoplasmic sperm injection, pre-implantation genetic diagnosis, and sperm sorting for sex selection very shortly after they have been developed.

Research has stopped in promising areas of ART only when the Feds decide to get involved. For example, New Jersey Institute of Reproductive Medicine and Science researchers pioneered cytoplasmic transfer from donor eggs into the eggs of women that suffered from a defect in their cytoplasm. Revitalized, the eggs were fertilized, inserted into their mothers' wombs, and brought to term. Twenty children were born by means of the procedure, and then the FDA banned it. Cytoplasmic transfer is now available at fertility clinics in other countries. The latest breakthrough is in vitro maturation of eggs. Immature eggs are removed from a woman?s ovaries and matured in a laboratory outside her body. This means that women no longer have to undergo uncomfortable hormone treatments to produce superovulation in order to obtain the number of eggs suitable for IVF procedures.

Meanwhile where federal research funding is most lavish and regulation is most onerous, that is where progress in getting treatments to patients is slowing down. The FDA approved only 18 new drugs in 2006, down from an average of 26 per year over the past six years. As the costs for getting through the regulatory gauntlet go up, pharmaceutical companies are narrowing their product lines and bringing fewer treatments to patients.

It is a truism among academic researchers and many economists that Federal funding is necessary for basic research and that such funding is perpetually inadequate. However, a 2001 study by Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development researchers found that in fact that higher spending by industry on R&D correlates nicely with higher economic growth rates. In contrast to the academic truisms about the need for Federal funding, the study found that ?business-performed R&D ? drives the positive association between total R&D intensity and output growth.?

The OECD researchers noted that publicly funded defense research actually crowded out private research, ?while civilian public research is neutral with respect to business-performed R&D.? In other words, government funded civilian research didn?t hurt private sector but there wasn?t much evidence that it helped, at least in the short term. The report concluded, ?Research and development (R&D) activities undertaken by the business sector seem to have high social returns, while no clear-cut relationship could be established between non-business-oriented R&D activities and growth.? In other words, economic growth was associated almost entirely with private sector research funding. The OECD report did allow that perhaps publicly funded research might eventually result in long-term technology spillovers, but that contention was hard to evaluate.

As private donors and states continue to shovel tens of millions at stem cell researchers, it may just be that President Bush did embryonic stem cell research a huge favor when he imposed restrictions on federal funding of it.
http://www.reason.com/news/show/118069.html

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Phokus
Originally posted by: Dirigible
This is why we need to outlaw all stem cell research.

Republicans.txt 😉

ffs, is that all you do here? the little 😉 doesn't help matters.
Stem cell research was NEVER outlawed. go the hell back to P&N. :|

QFT. I'm not even a republican and I find him annoying.
 
I think this article is a bit misleading because it doesn't actually cure the kind of blindness most people are thinking of. It cures extremely blurry vision. If a person has never been able to see this procedure isn't going to fix it. This only repairs problems with the cornea, not problems with the retina, optic nerve, or brain.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
-snip-

That's the big problem. Zinfamous is a sharp guy but he's severely misinformed on the subject at hand. And if a sharp guy like Zin believes what he does then we're all fucked.

The OP is excellent news and I hope we continue to be the leader in medicine.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Dirigible
Originally posted by: Evadman
If we harvest enough stem cells from dead babies can I get xray vision? That would be worth 10 babies I think. Could we find some women who could just make babies all day (octo-mom comes to mind) so we can harvest lots of stem cells? Then no more blindness, and xray vision for everyone!

Abso-frickin-lutely.

Plus:
Fly
Last as long as you want in bed
Eat fried foods 24/7 without getting fat
Horrible smelling farts

Yup, you heard me. Horrible smelling farts. There are some undesirable side effects. This is the real reason Bush hated stem cell research. He harbors a little-known phobia of being trapped in the elevator with a real stinker.

So dead babies are like Deliscious!

fixed
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: shiner
Why did the dead baby cross the road?


It was stapled to the chicken.

Oh we're doing this now? Excellent.


What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a red Ferrari?


I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can?


One dead baby in 5 trash cans.
 
Wow, this shows how our society is totally screwed up.


Stem cell research was never banned, it was stem cell research from embyro's. Clear distinction. In fact majority of cures is coming from the spine/upper brain.
 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Phokus
Originally posted by: Dirigible
This is why we need to outlaw all stem cell research.

Republicans.txt 😉

ffs, is that all you do here? the little 😉 doesn't help matters.
Stem cell research was NEVER outlawed. go the hell back to P&N. :|

:roll:

mere lip service to the intended agenda. c'mon Mosh, if you knew anything about the field, you'd know that the Bush restrictions did nothing short of outlawing any real ES cell research.

If I remember correctly, didn't he outlaw the production of new stem cell lines? So scientists were free to work on the very limited number of stem cell lines they already had. Which was something in the low dozens IIRC. So yeah, it became illegal to extract new stem cells and virtually impossible to work on existing ones.

The important thing is that 75% of the now "legal" lines were useless for research. (low quality, tainted, etc).

being unable to create new lines to actually do research = legitimate stem cell ban. It's quite preposterous, really, that people still attempt to make this argument that Bush never banned stem cell research. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT.

we're (the US) essentially in the research dark ages b/c of that fucking inbred retard and his archaic miseducation.

Why in the fuck would you have so much to say about a topic you are obviously woefully ignorant of (and haven't got a single point right)???

Good gawd I haven't seen someone make such a "know-it-all" bullshit fool of themselves in a long time.

Congrats!

FYI: Stop acting like you're an authority on subjects when you know jack shit about it. Hell, if you're gonna try to be a know-it-all at least make good use of google before making a complete fucking ass of yourself.
 
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