"steak"

[NuclearNed]

Am I the only one, or is there anyone else out there who is tired of eating-establishments-that-barely-satisfy-the-minimum-requirements-to-be-called-restaurants calling ground & rotting horse meat "steak?" FYI - you can't get steak at Taco Hell. In my book, steak doesn't come in a burrito, it isn't breaded and fried, and it isn't ground meat of any kind. The companies that advertise for crappy "restaurants" know the power of the word "steak" - it evokes pleasant memories of summer cookouts over hot coals, a sizzling slab of beef just begging to be eaten, and grease and herbs dripping into the flames, creating smoky clouds of fragrant man-bliss. What they actually deliver often is little better than canned dog food.

Maybe I'm just a steak snob.

 

[intogamer]

I believe you have my stapler

 

[nakedfrog]

What about chicken fried steak? If you're disrespecting chicken fried steak, I'm afraid we've got a problem, palooka.

 

[K1052]

File ultra cheap steak under the heading "If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is".

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: intogamer
I believe you have my stapler

You have my Star Wars DVDs. Quid Pro Quo.

 

[broon]

You aren't a steak snob if the only time you cook it is in the summer. You're a fair weather steak fan.

I don't consider anything worthy of the name "steak" unless it's cooked on a backyard grill or at a reputable steak joint. So I just blow off all the restaurants who claim to serve "steak". It's like Bud/Miller/Coors claiming to produce beer.

I grilled two bacon wrapped filets yesterday. They were delicious.

 

[LS20]

why does my friend accompany me to an argentinian steak restaurant, and order a hamburger?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: LS20
why does my friend accompany me to an argentinian steak restaurant, and order a hamburger?

Because he's cheap but still enjoys your company?

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What about chicken fried steak? If you're disrespecting chicken fried steak, I'm afraid we've got a problem, palooka.

I like a deep fried hamburger as much as anyone.

 

[Steve]

"Steak?"
"Money's a little tight for steak."
"Steak?"
"...okay, steak."

 

[Deeko]

So don't eat it?

 

[Unheard]

Now you got me wanting toxic hell. Thanks a lot OP.

 

[LS20]

chicken fried steak..mm....one of the few things the South got right

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: intogamer
I believe you have my stapler

My stapler... I believe you have it...

 

[HannibalX]

Also, steak doesn't strictly refer to higher quality cuts of beef. Steak refers to lots of different cuts from many animals. Tuna steak fillets are wonderful!

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Also, steak doesn't strictly refer to higher quality cuts of beef. Steak refers to lots of different cuts from many animals. Tuna steak fillets are wonderful!

i love a nice juicy tofu steak :evil:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What about chicken fried steak? If you're disrespecting chicken fried steak, I'm afraid we've got a problem, palooka.

I like a deep fried hamburger as much as anyone.

Don't make me destroy you.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What about chicken fried steak? If you're disrespecting chicken fried steak, I'm afraid we've got a problem, palooka.

I like a deep fried hamburger as much as anyone.

Don't make me destroy you.

Seriously.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: Pale Rider

Originally posted by: intogamer
I believe you have my stapler

My stapler... I believe you have it...

mbe mbeeh

 

[Jschmuck2]

I don't eat red meat but yes, Tuna steaks are fantastic.

 

[brxndxn]

Something that bothers me more than the abuse of the word 'steak' is steak sauce. WTF is steak sauce?

A steak should be seasoned.. Who the hell puts sauce on steak? Wasn't A-1 originally created to make old meat taste tolerable?

Unless the steak is smothered in mushroom sauce, I cannot imagine any other sauce that is worthy to be put on a steak.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Something that bothers me more than the abuse of the word 'steak' is steak sauce. WTF is steak sauce?

A steak should be seasoned.. Who the hell puts sauce on steak? Wasn't A-1 originally created to make old meat taste tolerable?

Unless the steak is smothered in mushroom sauce, I cannot imagine any other sauce that is worthy to be put on a steak.

a steak should be seasoned, not drenched in fungus

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Something that bothers me more than the abuse of the word 'steak' is steak sauce. WTF is steak sauce?

A steak should be seasoned.. Who the hell puts sauce on steak? Wasn't A-1 originally created to make old meat taste tolerable?

Unless the steak is smothered in mushroom sauce, I cannot imagine any other sauce that is worthy to be put on a steak.

bernaise ?

 

[Homerboy]

Steak:
1 a : a slice of meat cut from a fleshy part of a beef carcass b : a similar slice of a specified meat other than beef <ham steak> c : a cross-section slice of a large fish <swordfish steak>
2 : ground beef prepared for cooking or for serving in the manner of a steak <hamburger steak>

I'm going to have people over for a steak dinner... charge them $10 of course.

 

[Triumph]

damnit, now i want steak. all i have are hot dogs, so i'll eat those instead. hot dogs are nearly as good as steak.