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Stay Alive

SLCentral

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Saw it today with a friend, wanted a cheap scare, so we thought it'd suit the purpose. Not a surprise, but this was the worst movie I've ever seen. And trust me, I've seen some bad ones.

Not even REMOTELY scary, and I get scared out of just about everything. What a waste of $6.50.
 

SLCentral

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
So did they say "leet" or "newbie" ?

Both :p. The best part of the movie was when someone whipped out an Alienware laptop in the movie, and someone in the audience screams out "It's an Alienware, l33t!"
 

Shadowknight

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Is it worse than "Undead"? The Australian zombie movie that was so bad that I stopped watching it 30 minutes in? I've never given up on a movie like that, not even when I saw Crow: City of Angels.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: SLCentral
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
So did they say "leet" or "newbie" ?

Both :p. The best part of the movie was when someone whipped out an Alienware laptop in the movie, and someone in the audience screams out "It's an Alienware, l33t!"

heh
 

BriGy86

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Originally posted by: sleepmachine
can't be as bad as Feardotcom

i was jus thinking about that

feardotcom- go to the site you die 2 days later
the ring- watch the video you die 7 days later
the ring two- watch the video you die 7 days later
stay alive- play the game and you die some time later

next up it is itunes terror- listen to the MP3 and you die 4 days later
:roll:
 

Beige

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Originally posted by: BriGy86
Originally posted by: sleepmachine
can't be as bad as Feardotcom

i was jus thinking about that

feardotcom- go to the site you die 2 days later
the ring- watch the video you die 7 days later
the ring two- watch the video you die 7 days later
stay alive- play the game and you die some time later

next up it is itunes terror- listen to the MP3 and you die 4 days later
:roll:

youre right...no originality coming from movies lately :/...talking about mp3 players i saw the preview for scary movie 4 and wth? an Ipod /tripod? lol...the trailer was funny.
 

SLCentral

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Originally posted by: sleepmachine
can't be as bad as Feardotcom

My friend and I were actually debating which one was worse, she said Feardotcom, I said this one.
 

Tanclearas

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Try pretty much anything by Uwe Boll.

I have yet to see a movie as bad as House of the Dead. Alone in the Dark was technically better, but that just made it seem worse because it was bad to the point that you could no longer even laugh at it.

If you haven't seen either one of those nuggets, then you just don't know what a bad movie is.

BTW, I haven't seen Bloodrayne yet, but that's another one of Uwe Boll's pieces, so it's quite likely it's a steamer.
 

Sphexi

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"Stay Alive consistently proves itself to be the most idiotic film this year that wasn't directed by Uwe Boll."

Sorry, just thought that was a hilarious quote.