stars ghoul thread

[stars]

I've hit it, would you? Why, yes! And for the record, appearance never once entered into the equation for me.

Forgive the poor pictures, well, except Ghoul #3. I had to steal them from the internet.


Ghoul #1

Description: A common toad friend and I picked up at a local pond. I'm the one on top.
Duration: One minute / One day at a local park.
# of intercourse: 1
Level of attachment: :heart:
I hit it after my friend. Green, cold, bit me twice but I'm circumsized. A piss-poor way to lose my virginity.

Ghoul #2

Description: The common toad above was luckily a princess.
Duration: 30 seconds / Instanty after Ghoul #1
# of intercourse: 3x times a day / Till the dvd wore.
Level of attachment: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
See the guy in this picture?

Ghoul #3

Description: My sister after everyone else dies on earth.
Duration: Eternity
# of intercourse: Whenever I want it.
Level of attachment: :brokenheart:
13 hours the 1st time. God built a perfect companion just for me but he is a comedian and placed that annoying sister tag on her.

The End.

To calm laughter reach between legs and tug violently.

 

[Raduque]

Wow, you put a lot of effort in that.

4/10

 

[Eli]

.....

/head explodes

 

[Zanix]

How are you going to bang a frog?

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: Zanix
How are you going to bang a frog?

You blow it untill it explodes.

 

[stars]

Originally posted by: Zanix
How are you going to bang a frog?

The same way others on this forum achieve things. I have a good imagination and fear rejection.

 

[gw186]

7/10