Starbursts candy tastes better with the wax wrapping still on.

Lorn

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Has anyone else noticed this? They just seem to have more flavor, no joke.
 

Zanix

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That's because there's rat poision on them. And we all know that rat poison is a key element to almost any fun drug.
 

Drakkon

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i dated a stripper who could unwrap starbursts with her tounge...it was her act when she was dancing...pretty cool actually...and that tounge was amazing ;)

but yeah if ur eating the wrapper thats pretty gross and probobly not good for ur apendix :D
 

xaeniac

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Originally posted by: Zanix
That's because there's rat poision on them. And we all know that rat poison is a key element to almost any fun drug.

what is it with rat poisin and drugs?
 

arcenite

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
i dated a stripper who could unwrap starbursts with her tounge...it was her act when she was dancing...pretty cool actually...and that tounge was amazing ;)

but yeah if ur eating the wrapper thats pretty gross and probobly not good for ur apendix :D

Liar
 

Miramonti

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There is wax, ink, and bleach in the paper. Not to mention the paper itself. I'll stick to the candy alone, thanks.
 

LtPage1

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Originally posted by: arcenite
Originally posted by: Drakkon
i dated a stripper who could unwrap starbursts with her tounge...it was her act when she was dancing...pretty cool actually...and that tounge was amazing ;)

but yeah if ur eating the wrapper thats pretty gross and probobly not good for ur apendix :D

Liar

shens like a fox.
 

Blieb

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
i dated a male stripper who could unwrap starbursts with her tounge...it was his act when he was dancing...pretty cool actually...and that tounge was amazing ;)

but yeah if ur eating the wrapper thats pretty gross and probobly not good for ur apendix :D

wow.