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Starbucks for non-coffee drinker

GoatMonkey

Golden Member
I'm meeting someone this afternoon at Starbucks, but I hate coffee. Do they have anything else that's good that I can order?

 
Iced tea. I hate that they don't have lemon wedges anymore though (at least around here). They ask if you want it mixed with lemonade...yuck.
 
I believe they still have a few of their non-coffee frappucino-- otherwise, there is alway hot chocolate, or chai tea.
 
or you can go for my super duper berry punch

venti passion tea (no water)
3 pumps raspberry
3 pumps melon
1/2" strawberry
'shaken'
 
It's Starbucks. Nothing they serve there can be considered coffee to begin with. It's weak, burnt, bean flavored liquid with so much extra shit in it that to call it coffee is an insult. Caramel Macchiato, Vanilla Frappucino, Dispassionate Fellatio, everything on their menu is a damn travesty. If you can taste coffee in any of it, you're more deluded than Custer.

It is pretty tasty though...
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
It's Starbucks. Nothing they serve there can be considered coffee to begin with. It's weak, burnt, bean flavored liquid with so much extra shit in it that to call it coffee is an insult. Caramel Macchiato, Vanilla Frappucino, Dispassionate Fellatio, everything on their menu is a damn travesty. If you can taste coffee in any of it, you're more deluded than Custer.

It is pretty tasty though...

Do they also serve bitter coffee?

MotionMan
 
Originally posted by: GoatMonkey
I'm meeting someone this afternoon at Starbucks, but I hate coffee. Do they have anything else that's good that I can order?

Strawberry's & Cream Frap.

My favorite foo-foo drink 😉

MotionMan
 
The cream-based frappucinos are quite good and do not contain any coffee. The double chocolate chip frappucino is something along the lines of a chocolate milkshake. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Pheran
The cream-based frappucinos are quite good and do not contain any coffee. The double chocolate chip frappucino is something along the lines of a chocolate milkshake. 🙂

I use to get the double chocolate chip frap, but the chips in there clog up the straw. I had even asked them for 1/2 of the chips, then 1/4 of the chips, but they still clog the straw.

MotionMan
 
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Pheran
The cream-based frappucinos are quite good and do not contain any coffee. The double chocolate chip frappucino is something along the lines of a chocolate milkshake. 🙂

I use to get the double chocolate chip frap, but the chips in there clog up the straw. I had even asked them for 1/2 of the chips, then 1/4 of the chips, but they still clog the straw.

MotionMan

Sounds like the problem isn't the number of chips, but rather the size of each chip.

I don't drink coffee, but if I'm going to get something from Starbucks (very rare for me), I'll get a mocha with LOTS of extra chocolate.
 
Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: Pheran
The cream-based frappucinos are quite good and do not contain any coffee. The double chocolate chip frappucino is something along the lines of a chocolate milkshake. 🙂

I use to get the double chocolate chip frap, but the chips in there clog up the straw. I had even asked them for 1/2 of the chips, then 1/4 of the chips, but they still clog the straw.

MotionMan

Sounds like the problem isn't the number of chips, but rather the size of each chip.

Yeah, that is what I determined, so I gave up.

Now that I think about it, I wonder how it would taste with no chips 😉

MotionMan

 
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