Star Wars Vs Star Trek

[BlamoHammer]

12- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7- One word: lightsabers.
6- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2- Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.
1- Death Star vs. Enterprise.

 

[UberDave]

just watch triumph the insult dog when they go stand in line for tickets to star wars, lol.... then spock comes in ....funny as hell

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: PCH0
12- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7- One word: lightsabers.
6- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2- Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.
1- Death Star vs. Enterprise.

Well you are talking about different galaxies <sp??> (I dont often talk with people at work about the proper plural pronunciation of galaxy), so I might assume that our laws of physics may not apply in the Star Wars galaxy. And of course Star Wars was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

 

[dolph]

3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it

love that one

 

[SithSolo1]

Star Wars is better, no contest, but tend to watch more Star Trek.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Pepsi.
Agnostic.
Independent.
Elvis _Costello_.
To-may-to.

Besides, the Lensman series is better than both.
(books, real SF, E. E. Smith.)

 

[frogger]

Things I never thought of!

 

[Brutuskend]

Got me again!

 

[dc]

Originally posted by: PCH0
12- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7- One word: lightsabers.
6- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2- Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.
1- Death Star vs. Enterprise.

star wars universe uses LASERS, lasers don't even get thru the navigational shields of star trek ships.
what do star wars capital ships have? TURBO lasers. wooo i'm scared now. maybe the trek ships will actually have to go yellow alert to beat them down.

11- light speed != warp speed. look here for reference
light speed is the speed of light, warp 9 is 1,516 times the speed of light.

8- luke's a pansy, shatner power!!! lol

4- yes... vader will force choke billions of drones all at once.

i'm ignoring the other "arguments" because any elementary nerd in training can shot those down.

you people can twist the "facts" and make up all the crap you want to make star wars universe win somehow, but in the end a snap of Q's finger makes you OWNED.

too bad i lost my star trek technical guides, or i'd be quoting more numbers and technical specs. lol

 

[SmackdownHotel]

Star Trek > Star Wars


Trek has a much richer "history," what with have 5 series and almost 10 movies.

 

[Orsorum]

8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

This is a bad thing?

 

[vegetation]

Star Trek just doesn't deal with science fiction, they deal with issues of humanity. It's what I like best about it.

 

[SuperCyrix]

ok, I'm gonna get flammed for this but here goes

"Star Wars Suck"

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: SuperCyrix
ok, I'm gonna get flammed for this but here goes

"Star Wars Suck"

Unfortunately SW fans are too dumb to see that for themselves

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: SithSolo1
Star Wars is better, no contest, but tend to watch more Star Trek.

'Cause you're not biased....

 

[klah]

Outside of ESB and perhaps NH I could not stand to watch any of the SW movies again. Muppets, Ewoks, JarJar; enough said. Wait for the tellitubbies to make an appearance in ep3.


Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!