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Star Wars Episode II AOTC **GOOD NEWS**

glen

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http://www.aintitcoolnews.com

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON MARCH 28, 2002 00:11:09 ET XXXXX

SECURITY BREACH: NEW 'STAR WARS' FLICK SCREENED BY NET REPORTER

Panic has hit the 20TH CENTURY FOX lot and LUCASFILM LTD as a rough cut of STAR WARS, EPISODE 2: ATTACK OF THE CLONES has been leaked and viewed by renegade Internet movie reporter Harry Knowles -- months before the latest installment of the sci-fi saga is set for public consumption.

Knowles, whose Ain't It Cool website regularly out scoops the Hollywood press from his Texas outpost, has hit maximum controversy by being the first person to see the film outside George Lucas's tightly controlled production crew.

Knowles even boasts that no one from FOX has seen a cut of the movie yet!

Knowles says that while at a book signing in Austin this weekend he was extended a secret invitation by a mystery source for a private viewing at a hotel room during the South by Southwest Film Festival.

And Knowles says there's no way the LUCASFILM or FOX will ever figure out who gave him this extraordinary access.

"The source is so protected that Lucas will never find out. The film is safe. It won't be shown further. The source wanted ME to see it. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the material was already safe back in Marin County as we speak!"

Knowles predicts that team Lucas has hit paydirt with a film that explains away many of the flaws of STAR WARS, EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE, including minimizing the presence of the heavily criticized character Jar Jar Binks.

"Jar Jar has a 15 second 'StepInFetchIt' shuffle speak routine that is so offensively awful that it will make you recoil in horror and remind you of all of the worst aspects of his character from THE PHANTOM MENACE."

"But fear not," Knowles says. "He is only in the film for about two minutes and the cinematography of this film is beautiful, and the story lines add a depth that was greatly needed after EPISODE I."

On his site Knowles writes:

"Upon first viewing, in less than ideal circumstances, I must say that I feel that this is by far the most entertaining Star Wars film to date. It may not have that innocent sense of wonder for the first film. It doesn't have that sense of intimacy that EMPIRE STRIKES BACK had, or that film's desperation. However, it also doesn't have the trivial frivolity of JEDI or MENACE. ATTACK OF THE CLONES is a turning point in the saga. The point of no return."

Developing...
 


<< XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON MARCH 28, 2002 00:11:09 ET XXXXX

SECURITY BREACH: NEW 'STAR WARS' FLICK SCREENED BY NET REPORTER

Panic has hit the 20TH CENTURY FOX lot and LUCASFILM LTD as a rough cut of STAR WARS, EPISODE 2: ATTACK OF THE CLONES has been leaked and viewed by renegade Internet movie reporter Harry Knowles -- months before the latest installment of the sci-fi saga is set for public consumption.

Knowles, whose Ain't It Cool website regularly out scoops the Hollywood press from his Texas outpost, has hit maximum controversy by being the first person to see the film outside George Lucas's tightly controlled production crew.

Knowles even boasts that no one from FOX has seen a cut of the movie yet!

Knowles says that while at a book signing in Austin this weekend he was extended a secret invitation by a mystery source for a private viewing at a hotel room during the South by Southwest Film Festival.

And Knowles says there's no way the LUCASFILM or FOX will ever figure out who gave him this extraordinary access.

"The source is so protected that Lucas will never find out. The film is safe. It won't be shown further. The source wanted ME to see it. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the material was already safe back in Marin County as we speak!"

Knowles predicts that team Lucas has hit paydirt with a film that explains away many of the flaws of STAR WARS, EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE, including minimizing the presence of the heavily criticized character Jar Jar Binks.

"Jar Jar has a 15 second 'StepInFetchIt' shuffle speak routine that is so offensively awful that it will make you recoil in horror and remind you of all of the worst aspects of his character from THE PHANTOM MENACE."

"But fear not," Knowles says. "He is only in the film for about two minutes and the cinematography of this film is beautiful, and the story lines add a depth that was greatly needed after EPISODE I."

On his site Knowles writes:

"Upon first viewing, in less than ideal circumstances, I must say that I feel that this is by far the most entertaining Star Wars film to date. It may not have that innocent sense of wonder for the first film. It doesn't have that sense of intimacy that EMPIRE STRIKES BACK had, or that film's desperation. However, it also doesn't have the trivial frivolity of JEDI or MENACE. ATTACK OF THE CLONES is a turning point in the saga. The point of no return."

Developing...
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w00t!

Minimal Jar Jar! 😀
 
Harry Knowles has absolutely nothing to be gained by lying, and will be found out if he has lied.
Therefore, I believe this to be highly credible.
 
No doubt Knowles has seen the movie, but the question is whether we should trust the judgement of a man who is, for all intents and purposes, THE prototypical fanboy. For another sample of Harry's fine workmanship read his Blade 2 "review". Brilliant.
rolleye.gif
 
Damn, I wanted Jar-Jar's extent of the film to be this:


And now for our feature presentation:

Jar-Jar: You meensa Imma gonna die?
Jar-Jar explodes


Bum bum bum bum daa daaaaa da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa da!!!!!!!! (starwars music here)

🙂
 


<< Damn, I wanted Jar-Jar's extent of the film to be this:


And now for our feature presentation:

Jar-Jar: You meensa Imma gonna die?
Jar-Jar explodes


Bum bum bum bum daa daaaaa da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa da!!!!!!!! (starwars music here)

🙂
>>



Haha. You make me laugh.
 
Posted this in another thread that was a repost of this thread. Or something. just wanted everyone to hear my two cents....

Attack of the Clones? Ehhhh, I am not too excited. I love Star Wars IV-VI. Love them. Grew up on them. Was nurtured by their teet. Attack of the Clones will never compare, or stand aside these movies. The look of the movie is over the top, and the acting looks pretty bad. That's not Star Wars. Star Wars is simple, believeable, and a part of us all. I can't relate to Gungans and Wattoo's. I CAN relate to Chewbacca, C3PO - humans underneath it all. Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones are too far out. Lucas tries to bring them back to earth by throwing in pieces of pop culture, but it comes off as trite and ruins the world he is trying to make us believe in.

Grrr.

He should have hit himself with a yard stick and said "No George! No computers! You didn't have them for the others, and you don't need them now!!"

Sure the movies would look primitive, but the feeling of Star Wars would probably be there. A CGI YODA?? ::Sniffle:: A tear falls for the death of the lovable puppet.

Sure I'll see it. I'm not saying I won't. But it will not be Star Wars.
 


<< For another sample of Harry's fine workmanship read his Blade 2 "review". Brilliant.
rolleye.gif
>>



WTF kind of review is that??? How embarrasing for him.

One should remember that he gave Charlie's Angels a great review because he liked Cameron Diaz's ass.

I'll wait for a legitimate review before I get my hopes up.
 
Of course everyone on AICN kissed Peter Jackson's arse and said LOTR was the best movie ever made ever in the history of time ever. And they were right 😉 Bwa ha ha....
 


<< And Knowles says there's no way the LUCASFILM or FOX will ever figure out who gave him this extraordinary access >>

I bet it was George Lucas himself that leaked it. 😀

 
"I can't believe I liked Jar Jar!"
AICN's Episode 1 Review




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<< And Knowles says there's no way the LUCASFILM or FOX will ever figure out who gave him this extraordinary access >>

I bet it was George Lucas himself that leaked it. 😀
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No sh!t. That's probably exactly what happened.

 
maybe the Jedi will use Jar Jar as a decoy and put him on the front lines.

Jar Jar vs. a Sith... yeah I'll pay to see him die like that, although the just exploding thing would be pretty cool too.
 
I bet it was George Lucas himself that leaked it. 😀 >>



No sh!t. That's probably exactly what happened.


I doubt it. Lucas canceled a press tour of Skywalker Ranch when he found out Harry Knowles and a couple of his friends from AICN were going to be there.

FYI, MoviePoopShoot.com in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" was a reference to some of the guys at AICN.
 


<< I bet it was George Lucas himself that leaked it. >>

If I was lucas, I'd leak it to him. Especially after reading his EP1 review and knowing that lots of people are going to believe knowels over another critic. You know he's going to say nothing but good about the film, thus boosting those first week revenues.

Of course, I'm going to see it still. Sam Jackson with a lightsabre, Yoda fights (possible force lighting useage!!), and the Fett family. Woo!
 
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