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I never could understand republicans....
They seem to have this fixation with hurting the poor, the elderly, the middle class, with disallowing them decent healthcare, a decent affordable education, social security, and true freedom as well as their pursuit of personal happiness.
They can blow and throw away trillions on everything else under the sun, but to help people?
No, that they can not do.
They remind me of those STAR WARS movies.
Where the dark side just could not and would not tolerate the idea of those happy carefree little Wookiee's living free and jolly in their lush forests and giant jungles on their happy little planet of Kashyyyk.
Oh No....
The dark side, i.e. republicans in congress (and elsewhere) just hated and despised the very notion that Wookiee's existed in the first place, and that Wookiee's just wanted to be happy and free and left alone to live their happy little lives on their happy little planet.
The dark side JUST HAD TO, INSISTED ON, DEMANDED that they elect their Darth Vader (who by the way may have won the electoral college but lost the popular vote by 2.7 million), and then build their very own big scary death star.
So along with president elect Darth and his VP Pence, they promised to build their Wall, ops I meant to say "DEATH STAR", then insisted by using the trio they could then screw and toucher the fun loving happy little Wookiee's day in and day out to no end.
They fooled millions into voting for them, then for no logical reason used that power to torment endlessly every single little adorable Wookiee on the face of planet Kashyyyk.
The dark side has no justification for existence other than to attack, torment, and annihilate Wookiee's by cutting their Wookiee healthcare, by cutting their Wookiee social security, and by eliminating their rights to safe and accessible Wookiee abortion.
Not to mention their right for Wookiee marriage equality.
The dark side just can not stand it that one single Wookiee might be allowed to live free and happy and allowed to romp through lush forests and giant jungles.
The dark side are forever hell bent on building death star's solely for roaming the universe, driven by their leaded VIP Darth and VIP Pence, to blast away every sign of happiness and adorableness they might happen upon.
I just don't know what it is with them, republicans, where they must build death stars, elect Darth Vader's, and then by using the two go after anything and everything that loves happiness, freedom, lush forests and giant jungles.
Oh, and they also refuse to accept the science of climate change.
So not only do they insist on middle class Wookiee annihilation, they must also annihilate the lush forest and giant jungles as well.
Surely they can think of better, positive, more productive things to do, having been given such power?
I just don't get it... The dark side. Go figure.
They seem to have this fixation with hurting the poor, the elderly, the middle class, with disallowing them decent healthcare, a decent affordable education, social security, and true freedom as well as their pursuit of personal happiness.
They can blow and throw away trillions on everything else under the sun, but to help people?
No, that they can not do.
They remind me of those STAR WARS movies.
Where the dark side just could not and would not tolerate the idea of those happy carefree little Wookiee's living free and jolly in their lush forests and giant jungles on their happy little planet of Kashyyyk.
Oh No....
The dark side, i.e. republicans in congress (and elsewhere) just hated and despised the very notion that Wookiee's existed in the first place, and that Wookiee's just wanted to be happy and free and left alone to live their happy little lives on their happy little planet.
The dark side JUST HAD TO, INSISTED ON, DEMANDED that they elect their Darth Vader (who by the way may have won the electoral college but lost the popular vote by 2.7 million), and then build their very own big scary death star.
So along with president elect Darth and his VP Pence, they promised to build their Wall, ops I meant to say "DEATH STAR", then insisted by using the trio they could then screw and toucher the fun loving happy little Wookiee's day in and day out to no end.
They fooled millions into voting for them, then for no logical reason used that power to torment endlessly every single little adorable Wookiee on the face of planet Kashyyyk.
The dark side has no justification for existence other than to attack, torment, and annihilate Wookiee's by cutting their Wookiee healthcare, by cutting their Wookiee social security, and by eliminating their rights to safe and accessible Wookiee abortion.
Not to mention their right for Wookiee marriage equality.
The dark side just can not stand it that one single Wookiee might be allowed to live free and happy and allowed to romp through lush forests and giant jungles.
The dark side are forever hell bent on building death star's solely for roaming the universe, driven by their leaded VIP Darth and VIP Pence, to blast away every sign of happiness and adorableness they might happen upon.
I just don't know what it is with them, republicans, where they must build death stars, elect Darth Vader's, and then by using the two go after anything and everything that loves happiness, freedom, lush forests and giant jungles.
Oh, and they also refuse to accept the science of climate change.
So not only do they insist on middle class Wookiee annihilation, they must also annihilate the lush forest and giant jungles as well.
Surely they can think of better, positive, more productive things to do, having been given such power?
I just don't get it... The dark side. Go figure.
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