BoberFett
Lifer
"Sir, can you please stop raping my daughter?"
"Sir, I think we can resolve this peacefully if you'll just stop for a moment and talk to me."
"I understand that the only reason you're doing this is because you hate yourself."
"Now sir, I can see from you unzipping your pants that you had a tough childhood. Just know that this isn't your fault. I'm here to help you."
"Sir, if you don't remove your penis from inside my daughter, I'm going to have to get very stern with you."
"Sir, I think we can resolve this peacefully if you'll just stop for a moment and talk to me."
"I understand that the only reason you're doing this is because you hate yourself."
"Now sir, I can see from you unzipping your pants that you had a tough childhood. Just know that this isn't your fault. I'm here to help you."
"Sir, if you don't remove your penis from inside my daughter, I'm going to have to get very stern with you."