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Killbat

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I'm going to make a ramdisk in Windows 2000 and install Linux on it! Mwa ha! Then I'll melt some cheese onto a delicate array of crackers! mmmmmmmmmmm...
 

Killbat

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Oh woe! May I tenderly remember the carefree days of yesteryear, when RAM could bask in the loving sun till it cooked and I ate it on my crackers! Crackers with CHEESE on them!!!!
 

Pretender

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What do you do for a living Killbat? No one can have this much free time, it's just not right!
 

TomC25

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Just guessing, but I think Killbat does chores for his family for a living since he is so young.

I could be wrong

Your not in college yet, are you?
 

Killbat

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College is where I go to be alone with my rear surround speaker. I tell it secrets, it whispers back things like, "AAAAAAHHHHH FSCK! A guy with a KNIFE!"

Solve this MATH PROBLEM to find my AGE!
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Killbat

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Spell that skum with a "K" next time you bloody cretin! Aiy laddy! We didn't raise ye to be such a bloody cretin! Stealing pr0n mags from little kids at the local deli every Tuesday! And a plague upon your face!
 

Yeeny

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For the people who say Killbat has too much time on his hands, how dare you? He thinks of ingenious posts to entertain us, and you belittle his efforts? :Q ;)

Killbat: I for one appreciate the time you took to work this out in your head, and then the gift you gave by sharing it with us. Either that or I have been sniffing too many bleach fumes doing the laundry again.... :p
 

Killbat

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Arg! Fond memmories have I of the bleach! The infernal bleach!
Countless years spent huddled in a wooden crate left to rot on the portside deck of an oil tanker, with only the loving fumes of RAINCLEAN CLOROX BLEACH TO KEEP ME COMPANY!
BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE IT BACK THEN!!!

I HAVE A TIME MACHINE!!!
 

kamiam

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GF so "its" called "laundry" now huh??!! young lady slooowwwly set the bleach bottle down and step away from the edge:Q
 

Killbat

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AH! Keiser Kamiam! Ye always stepping on my fingers and stealing my women! A curse upon your great-grandchild's left big toe! May it swell like an infectious balloon, BOOOM! It blows up your house!
The fine GirlFriday has done nothing to you or your kin, so make like a tree and GROW REALLY TALL AND FALL ON YOURSELF! AND BE GREEN! AND BROWN! AND IN THE WOODS!
 

RGN

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sorry killbat sir, I'll always use "Killbat" from now on.


oh, and killbat? how do you make a RAM disk in 2000?
 

kamiam

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thats "kamikaze"to you killbat and may my mamouth tree fall thru your living room pinning you on your porcelien god right after you have just dumped a tremendous load,[you know kinda like blowing your mind... you know the feeling]... now hows that for growing brown bub!!:p:Q
 

Killbat

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FSCK! Monkeys spitting and screaming, DANCING ON MY KEYBOARD!
KAMIKAZE = ME
YUO = L4M3R
 

Yeeny

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Killbat: *Fluttering her eyelashes and speaking in a southern accent* I do declare fine sir, I must thank you for protecting my honor from that big bad brute Kamiam and his unkind words to a lady. ;)

so make like a tree and GROW REALLY TALL AND FALL ON YOURSELF! AND BE GREEN! AND BROWN! AND IN THE WOODS!

ROFL!!! That just struck me as really funny... and before anyone says it, your right. I do have too much time on my hands, so neener. :D
 

Marty

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Speaking of Ramdisk, is there any good free utility to run such a thing in win2K?

Marty
 

Killbat

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I knew a man named Neener once. He was killed in the Snap Crackle Pop uprising in Lilliput last year. Damn he made really good brownies. :( And his wife is a woman with some paint in her hair, but she probably got the paint out by now, or maybe she wears it as a badge of courage. Or maybe SHE'S DEAD TOO!!!!
Mortality SUCKS!
 

kamiam

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honor AND flirt???!!! sorry sista thats like water n oil the 2 just dont match... your more like ahhh lets see oil and mud... yeah... thats the ticket!!!:p