Stalinist has excellent insight on religion

[lxskllr]

I wanted to make a lame parody thread, so I looked up Joseph Stalin's view of religion. He was raised to be a priest in the Greek orthodox church, but was probably turned off of that due to beatings from his father. He described his childhood thusly... [I was] "raised in a poor priest-ridden household". He later said of religion... "You know, they are fooling us, there is no God… all this talk about God is sheer nonsense". This is true. Also, I look pretty good after a beer or 12.

 

[smackababy]

I am confused. Do you look good after midnight or noon? And what kind of beer?

 

[lxskllr]

I am confused. Do you look good after midnight or noon? And what kind of beer?

I look the same chronologically, but my looks improve the more you drink ;^) I'll go with Yuengling black and tan since I just opened one, but the particular brand doesn't matter. Your choice. Everclear will improve my appearance quicker :^D

 

[Rakehellion]

I wanted to make a lame parody thread, so I looked up Joseph Stalin's view of religion. He was raised to be a priest in the Greek orthodox church, but was probably turned off of that due to beatings from his father. He described his childhood thusly... [I was] "raised in a poor priest-ridden household". He later said of religion... "You know, they are fooling us, there is no God… all this talk about God is sheer nonsense". This is true. Also, I look pretty good after a beer or 12.

Would have been way funnier if you just made something up instead of admitting how unfunny you are.

 

[lxskllr]

Would have been way funnier if you just made something up instead of admitting how unfunny you are.

But then you wouldn't have learned anything. You probably didn't anyway, but that's on you. I did my part ;^)

 

[moonbogg]

Do you gravidong like the bogg?

 

[SlickSnake]

I look the same chronologically, but my looks improve the more you drink ;^) I'll go with Yuengling black and tan since I just opened one, but the particular brand doesn't matter. Your choice. Everclear will improve my appearance quicker :^D

Everclear improves everyone's appearance. Duck Dynasty and Honey BooBoo comes immediately to mind as examples.

I will give you a 5/10 though, just for the effort.

 

[zinfamous]

I actually learned something from this parody thread. That does not usually happen.

 

[BladeVenom]

With the power of atheism, he murdered 40 million people. "The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic."

 

[OverVolt]

Obviously religions fault.

 

[pete6032]

If this thread was an eBay transaction I would leave you negative feedback.

 

[justoh]

stalin was a god.

 

[Ichinisan]

Stalin for time.

 

[feralkid]

stalin was a god.

No one has yet to fill his shoes...