[ST] What wouldn't you do for money? [ST]

[KGB]

After reading THIS THREAD and the blatant greed and avarice displayed within prompted this question:

What wouldn't you do for money?

Arson?
Rape?
Prostitution?
Murder?

And even further... how low would you debase yourself for money?

For instance: what if Warren Buffet hired you for $10 million / year to be his personal toilet?


Discuss.

 

[Lifted]

I wouldn't do this

 

[ahenkel]

What are we talking about personal toilet wise. Where would he be doing his business. For 10 Mil a year I'd let him shit on my chest.

 

[KGB]

What are we talking about personal toilet wise. Where would he be doing his business. For 10 Mil a year I'd let him shit on my chest.

Anywhere HE chooses. You do not get to determine the location.

 

[HAL9000]

Anything immoral.

 

[ahenkel]

In that case no. I don't just shit anywhere on my toilet it goes in one designated place. I don't decide one day to pop a squat on the floor then maybe after lunch I'll drop an upper decker.

 

[Perknose]

For $5 I'll stop posting in this thread.

 

[KGB]

For $5 I'll stop posting in this thread.

Maybe we can pass the hat.

 

[Tristicus]

Anything against my moral compass or that dealt with heights and/or spiders.

 

[KGB]

In that case no. I don't just shit anywhere on my toilet it goes in one designated place. I don't decide one day to pop a squat on the floor then maybe after lunch I'll drop an upper decker.

What if he raised your salary to $12M / year?

 

[Perknose]

Maybe we can pass the hat.

For $10 I'll lend you a hat.

 

[ahenkel]

What if he raised your salary to $12M / year?

No I have to have some control over the situation.

 

[amdhunter]

An ATOT'er in the pooper.
(I'd do it for free.)

 

[nageov3t]

psychologically, there's a vast difference between a crime of opportunity (eg: finding money and keeping it) versus mugging someone.

 

[KGB]

For $10 I'll lend you a hat.

Don't bother, we found a dumpster to use.

 

[KGB]

No I have to have some control over the situation.

So, ... for $10M / year you'd 'allow' Warren Buffet to shit on your chest but not on your head?

 

[KGB]

Anything against my moral compass or that dealt with heights and/or spiders.

Get out your compass. Is it pointing north?

 

[KGB]

psychologically, there's a vast difference between a crime of opportunity (eg: finding money and keeping it) versus mugging someone.

We all know this.

For the sake of discussion, let's leave the illegal stuff aside for now and concentrate on the self-debasement part.

 

[KGB]

An ATOT'er in the pooper.
(I'd do it for free.)

We miss you back home. :heart:

 

[Perknose]

Don't bother, we found a dumpster to use.

For $12, I'll pretend it's just a large metal hat.

 

[KGB]

For $12, I'll pretend it's just a large metal hat.

Back on topic:

How much would it take for you to clean it... using only your naked body?

BTW, this dumpster was just 'expropriated' from behind a Mexican restaurant.

 

[Bignate603]

For $5 I'll stop posting in this thread.

How much to ban neckbeard?

 

[HAL9000]

How much to ban neckbeard?

I'll leave for the right amount.

 

[ahenkel]

So, ... for $10M / year you'd 'allow' Warren Buffet to shit on your chest but not on your head?

Sure it he shits on my face or head I run the risk of getting it in my eyes, nose, or throat and I could get an infection. On my chest I most likely won't have an open wound so the risk is minimized.

 

[Perknose]

Back on topic:

How much would it take for you to clean it... using only your naked body?

BTW, this dumpster was just 'expropriated' from behind a Mexican restaurant.

Hmmmm, let's go to the chalk and break this down. :hmm:

1. Getting naked? Always fun!

2. All you can eat, day old Mexican goodness? Yummy!

3. Cleanliness being next to Godliness? Of course!

4. $12 bonus? Profit!