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[ST] What wouldn't you do for money? [ST]

KGB

KGB

Diamond Member
After reading THIS THREAD and the blatant greed and avarice displayed within prompted this question:

What wouldn't you do for money?

Arson?
Rape?
Prostitution?
Murder?

And even further... how low would you debase yourself for money?

For instance: what if Warren Buffet hired you for $10 million / year to be his personal toilet?


Discuss.
 
I wouldn't do this

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What are we talking about personal toilet wise. Where would he be doing his business. For 10 Mil a year I'd let him shit on my chest.
 
In that case no. I don't just shit anywhere on my toilet it goes in one designated place. I don't decide one day to pop a squat on the floor then maybe after lunch I'll drop an upper decker.
 
ahenkel said:
In that case no. I don't just shit anywhere on my toilet it goes in one designated place. I don't decide one day to pop a squat on the floor then maybe after lunch I'll drop an upper decker.
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What if he raised your salary to $12M / year?
 
psychologically, there's a vast difference between a crime of opportunity (eg: finding money and keeping it) versus mugging someone.
 
loki8481 said:
psychologically, there's a vast difference between a crime of opportunity (eg: finding money and keeping it) versus mugging someone.
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We all know this.

For the sake of discussion, let's leave the illegal stuff aside for now and concentrate on the self-debasement part.
 
Perknose said:
For $12, I'll pretend it's just a large metal hat. 😛
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Back on topic:

How much would it take for you to clean it... using only your naked body?

BTW, this dumpster was just 'expropriated' from behind a Mexican restaurant. 😛
 
KGB said:
So, ... for $10M / year you'd 'allow' Warren Buffet to shit on your chest but not on your head?
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Sure it he shits on my face or head I run the risk of getting it in my eyes, nose, or throat and I could get an infection. On my chest I most likely won't have an open wound so the risk is minimized.
 
KGB said:
Back on topic:

How much would it take for you to clean it... using only your naked body?

BTW, this dumpster was just 'expropriated' from behind a Mexican restaurant. 😛
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Hmmmm, let's go to the chalk and break this down. :hmm:

1. Getting naked? Always fun!

2. All you can eat, day old Mexican goodness? Yummy!

3. Cleanliness being next to Godliness? Of course!

4. $12 bonus? Profit!
 
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