ST: TNG fans; Data and Tasha Yar's fling...

NFS4

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Ummm, I know that way back in the day during the first season that Data and Yar supposedly "got it on." But seeing as how Data is an android, is he really capable of "performing?"

I mean, even if he is, he's liable to kill someone with that thing:Q
 

Wallydraigle

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What are you talking about? Everyone knows he's fully functional, and programmed in a variety of techniques;)
 

NFS4

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<< lirion's got it. How could you NOT know that? >>


Errr...
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That still freaks me out to this day...if women today had their own "Data," they wouldn't need us :(
 

HOWITIS

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how would that freak you out? thouands of blow up dolls are sold everyday for the same reasons
 

NFS4

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<< how would that freak you out? thouands of blow up dolls are sold everyday for the same reasons >>


A blow up doll is not the same as something that is:

"fully functional, and programmed in a variety of techniques"
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ISAslot

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<< That still freaks me out to this day...if women today had their own "Data," they wouldn't need us :( >>



Ah, rest your mind easy. If they get 'Data's then surely there will be 'Dataettes'. ;)
 

cjchaps

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This is what "A.I." what alluding our future would be...



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<< That still freaks me out to this day...if women today had their own "Data," they wouldn't need us :( >>



Ah, rest your mind easy. If they get 'Data's then surely there will be 'Dataettes'. ;)
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ThaGrandCow

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<< lirion's got it. How could you NOT know that? >>


Errr...
rolleye.gif


That still freaks me out to this day...if women today had their own "Data," they wouldn't need us :(
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They can have Data's if they want, but I'll take a fembot any day ;)
mmmmmm... Elizabeth Hurley :D
 

kt

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<< lirion's got it. How could you NOT know that? >>


Errr...
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That still freaks me out to this day...if women today had their own "Data," they wouldn't need us :(
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yeah, but they will own one expensive dildo.
 

rudder

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That still freaks me out to this day...if women today had their own "Data," they wouldn't need us

Well realdoll now makes a male version. I would post a link cause the site has nudity (even though its silicon nudity).
 

MaxDepth

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<< This is what "A.I." what alluding our future would be... >>


So A.I. really stands for Artificial Intercourse ?????


I'm shocked!
:Q
 

Valhalla1

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sorry dudes, u got it wrong.

its "I am programmed in multiple techniques. A wide variety of pleasuring", not "variety of techniques"

get it straight. :p (like Data)

p.s. - the epsiode was The Naked Now
 

Azraele

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I remember that episode. There was an epidemic of sorts on board that made people lose their inhibitions. Yar basically dragged Data into the quarters and asked him if he was ..erm, fully functional. He replied that he was, in every way. And well, you know what happened next.
 

Dark4ng3l

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That was the second episode in the series.... right after encounter at farpoint if I remember corectly.
 

yakko

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<< It's all lifts and pulleys.... >>



In other words: a two legged, walking, talking dildo!
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Yep.
 

Kadarin

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<< lirion's got it. How could you NOT know that? >>


Errr...
rolleye.gif


That still freaks me out to this day...if women today had their own "Data," they wouldn't need us :(
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They can have Data's if they want, but I'll take a fembot any day ;)
mmmmmm... Elizabeth Hurley :D
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One has to be careful, however, as this can lead to some serious confusion.

Hmm... fembots..
 

AlwaysWong

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What I didn't understand was why Data was smiling after he did the deed. Back then, he was incapable of feeling.