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Squirrel gets catapulted

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Originally posted by: Baked
The catapult aims at the trees... that's a lot of dead or injured squirrels.
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Natural selection at work. The stupid squirrels get killed and the smart ones see the bodies piling up and run away. They then pass on their superior genes and eventually this creates a race of uber-squirrels.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Baked
The catapult aims at the trees... that's a lot of dead or injured squirrels.
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Natural selection at work. The stupid squirrels get killed and the smart ones see the bodies piling up and run away. They then pass on their superior genes and eventually this creates a race of uber-squirrels.
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I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords!

😀 mean, yes, but very inventive.
 
its a repost but its great

Squirrels suck, when i was growing up we had a bunch that used to chew through the screens and get into our house. only remedy was rat poison
 
Originally posted by: lupi
probably dead of heart attack before it landed.
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Good.

Those assholes won't stop chewing the wiring in my car. Only if my car could catapult them right into oncoming traffic. :|
 
hopefully these asshats die of self-inflicted burns or something equally retarded before they:

1) reach voting age
2) spawn
 
If you want to post one that's not such a repost find a video of where they are shooting these guys into traffic.
 
Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: lupi
probably dead of heart attack before it landed.
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Good.

Those assholes won't stop chewing the wiring in my car. Only if my car could catapult them right into oncoming traffic. :|
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...so I guess this is a more pressing issue than the songs you should have on your mixtape, no? 😛
 
Originally posted by: Cogman
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Baked
The catapult aims at the trees... that's a lot of dead or injured squirrels.
Click to expand...

Natural selection at work. The stupid squirrels get killed and the smart ones see the bodies piling up and run away. They then pass on their superior genes and eventually this creates a race of uber-squirrels.
Click to expand...

I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords!
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I teed that one up for you, glad to see someone took advantage of it.
 
el oh el!

thats pretty funny. someone should try and make a trap that would fire a paintball gun like once or twice at a spot where they are eating
 
That's evil. Squirrels are known to be able to survive epic falls though, so hopefully they make out ok on the landing. That's one hell of a huge squirrel though so that's one rough landing.

I never really understood how some people hate squirrels, mice etc. They're so cute and fluffy and can actually be affectionate. When I used to camp a lot we had a lot of them that were very tame, I can't recall any property damage incident. We fed them well and they were a good source of entertainment. They do a good job at cleaning up the ground from all the dead horse flies too. 😀
 
Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
That's evil. Squirrels are known to be able to survive epic falls though, so hopefully they make out ok on the landing. That's one hell of a huge squirrel though so that's one rough landing.

I never really understood how some people hate squirrels, mice etc. They're so cute and fluffy and can actually be affectionate. When I used to camp a lot we had a lot of them that were very tame, I can't recall any property damage incident. We fed them well and they were a good source of entertainment. They do a good job at cleaning up the ground from all the dead horse flies too. 😀
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snorgle?
 
Originally posted by: arrfep
Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
That's evil. Squirrels are known to be able to survive epic falls though, so hopefully they make out ok on the landing. That's one hell of a huge squirrel though so that's one rough landing.

I never really understood how some people hate squirrels, mice etc. They're so cute and fluffy and can actually be affectionate. When I used to camp a lot we had a lot of them that were very tame, I can't recall any property damage incident. We fed them well and they were a good source of entertainment. They do a good job at cleaning up the ground from all the dead horse flies too. 😀
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snorgle?
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squir squir?
 
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Originally posted by: zinfamous
hopefully these asshats die of self-inflicted burns or something equally retarded before they:

1) reach voting age
2) spawn
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ditto

and OP, f*** you
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lighten up, it's hilarious
 
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