squatting rights up for grabs

[littleman]

like the tilte

 

[prodigy]

There have been many threads covering this topic, use the search.

 

[littleman]

sorry

 

[UG]

Well, as this thread is being vacated to twist in the wind, I invoke 'squatting rights'. I intend to take up residence here, and to apply for a homestead exemption.

First, I need to use this cardboard box; I shall henceforth call it Home.

And over here: in this corner, I shall locate my refrigerator, for sustainence.

Over here: This shall be my front door: useful for allowing friends to visit me here in this my humble abode.

Over there: my bed, for doing those things with my SO that further make this a warm and sustaining abode.

I claim this thread in the name of UG.

Visitors welcome; Tresspassers shall be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law.

 

[WombatWoman]

Um... UG, if you are gonna claim 'squatting rights' in this thread, perhaps you should consider adding a bathroom to that cardboard box.

 

[UG]

You literalists can get to be so annoying!

 

[UG]

Besides, if there's crapping to be done, that's what the other threads are for.

 

[yakko]

uuuunnnngggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Well I am done squatting here UG. Watch where you step.

 

[UG]

No sh1t, yakko.

 

[UG]

I love my home; my castle; my kingdom.

Through its windows you look in; but, that makes you a voyeur, and that makes you pathetic.



I forgive you.

Please come in. UG Manor is currently accepting guests.

Visiting hours are now 'til I kick you out.

BYOB

 

[UG]

Grabbing my squat is not right, unless I let you.

Oooooo. Some of your folks are sooooo disgusting.

Let's party!!!

 

[brandc]

Just as I thought
UG knows squat.

 

[Yeeny]

Ok, who let UG into the punch again? :Q

 

[Pretender]

Stop talking near the urinal. That is a urinal, right? It damn well better be, because it is now.

 

[Bryan]

*skoosh skoosh*

Eww.... you guys better mop this place up before the mods see it...

 

[Russ]

<< Stop talking near the urinal. That is a urinal, right? >>



Actually, it's a saxophone. Clinton left it last time he visited UG.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Pretender]

<< Actually, it's a saxophone. Clinton left it last time he visited UG. >>

Considering what Clinton puts his mouth on, this should be a welcome treat.