SQL Language

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: acheron
So I get back from going to the ATM machine (where I put in my PIN number), and now I'm here reading ATOT Off Topic on my LCD display, and here's a post about the SQL language.

You forgot to write down the VIN number from your car.

 

[bobdole369]

"If that is all you have to do...than a half hour tutorial is all you need. "


<A hearty belly laugh eminates from bobdole369>

Methinks the OP is going to be looking for another job soon once he's found out.

 

[ICRS]

Not to hard. If you understand how all of the table relate even the most complex joins won't be hard.

 

[EMPshockwave82]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: acheron
So I get back from going to the ATM machine (where I put in my PIN number), and now I'm here reading ATOT Off Topic on my LCD display, and here's a post about the SQL language.

You forgot to write down the VIN number from your car.

Vehicle Identification Number Number?

What's that?

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: amdskip
select * where userSQLknowledge > 0

Invalid column name 'userSQLknowledge'.
Must specify table to select from.

Burn.

What, would you have preferred "#1064 - You have an error in your SQL syntax..."?

Hrmmmm... I can't remember the ORA code. Crap.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not hard, but annoying and boring.

uh no, I Love it.

 

[manlymatt83]

SELECT 1;

My favorite.

 

[thraashman]

Good place to start. W3 Schools

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: manlymatt83

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not hard, but annoying and boring.

uh no, I Love it.

That makes it not annoying and boring?

I bet Deeko is one of those snooty C# developers or something anyway.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: manlymatt83

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not hard, but annoying and boring.

uh no, I Love it.

Congrats, I guess.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: manlymatt83

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not hard, but annoying and boring.

uh no, I Love it.

That makes it not annoying and boring?

I bet Deeko is one of those snooty C# developers or something anyway.

heh...I was at my old job. Now I'm a snooty C++/Java developer.

 

[rh71]

how well paid are DBAs among most IT jobs?

 

[Imdmn04]

Originally posted by: rh71
how well paid are DBAs among most IT jobs?

Depends on the database.

Oracle gets paid the most. like 120k-160k.