Spy Shots: ?05 Hummer H3 -- "Baby Hummer"

[NFS4]

http://www.thecarconnection.com/index.asp?article=6126&sid=178&n=158

 

[nicowju]

anyone else think that it looks a little like a cross between an explorer, an armada, and a pinch of h2?

 

[BigSmooth]

Maybe this one will get better gas mileage, like 10 MPG!!! 😉

 

[ThePresence]

Looks like an Isuzu from that angle.

 

[Syringer]

For people who want a bigger penis but can't handle it.

 

[SuperTool]

So let me get this straight. In 2005, GM is finally bringing us a (Gasp) Jeep Cherokee 😉

 

[Adul]

I like the look of it.

 

bah...stick with the original...BEST SUV EVAR!!!!!111

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Looks pretty good. I wonder if it's any good for off roading.

 

[Aceshigh]

That's one ugly vehicle. The H2 looks better than that.

 

[tweakmm]

It looks like an old Pathfinder.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Aceshigh
That's one ugly vehicle. The H2 looks better than that.

The H2 is ugly. The H3 is functional.

 

[Fiveohhh]

If I could afford it I'd just get the original

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Fiveohhh
If I could afford it I'd just get the original

The original costs $75k more...

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

30-35K for a straight 6? F that. I can get a slightly used 4.0L jeep and trick it out, jack it up, put huge tires on it, and it will look better, have better off road capabilities, and I'd still have $10K in my pocket for a econo box to drive.

 

[Goosemaster]

Wait, so for the H2 they removed the balls...


So WTF is this.....EstrogenUV?


The only reason I say this is becuase if it is a hummer, its got to have balls...no question about it....



Prytell, can you, as a businessman, run over fleeing criminals with that thing? I thought so.


Send it back.

 

[Xionide]

Wow, I hated the H2 but this tops it easily.

-Xionide

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Xionide
Wow, I hated the H2 but this tops it easily.

-Xionide

The Hummer H2 is for yuppies.

It would be nice if they could make the H3 a mountain goat like the Wrangler for around $30,000.

 

[StageLeft]

Total goddamn joke. The hummer name is now being trodden deep into feces and smeared under the foot of a fat man.

 

[T3C]

damn, i liked he hummer being a big beast, downsizing it makes it just like everything else out there

 

[Miramonti]

I wonder if this is over 6k pounds therefore still a tax writeoff for small bus. owners. Doesn't look like it.

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Total goddamn joke. The hummer name is now being trodden deep into feces and smeared under the foot of a fat man.

I think what GM is trying to do is to leverage the Hummer brand against Jeep. Because, Jeep doesn't really have any competitors until now. Maybe they could make a H4 which could be a TJ/Wrangler competitor. I figure the H4 could be based of the previous Chevy Tracker/Sukuzi Samarui which was an excellent off-roader.

 

[m2kewl]

screw that...i'm getting a dodge ram! 😛

 

[Sunner]

What's up with the big American companies sissifying their cars?

Viper GTS - no story, but it looks friggin brutal, which is just what I LOVE about it.
Hummer - Just all around brutal, such a cool car, awesome! 🙂

Viper SRT - Looks like a Toyota, only it has a Viper engine, doesn't look anywhere near as brutal as the GTS.
H2 - Looks like...don't know really, nowhere near the original anyway.
H3 - Looks like your avarge oldfart penis enlarger

Oh well, seeing as the trend these days for all the car companies(with a few brilliant exceptions) is to make uglier cars, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.