Spraying Febreeze on cats?

[chocobaR]

I figured since cats move around everywhere in the house, spraying Febreeze on them would be a cost efficient way to make the house smell good.

Thoughts/opinions?

 

[Spikesoldier]

not smart cats lick themselves to bathe.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I think you should be locked up for animal cruelty.

 

[RedRooster]

Ya, probably putting chemicals on an animal that spends a quarter of its life cleaning itself, might not work out too well.

Now, attaching a Swiffer to their undercarriage for half an hour, THAT might be worth investigating!

 

[Leros]

The obvious solution is to place one of those time released air fresheners in your air ducts.

 

[ISAslot]

I like to spray mosquitoes with Off

 

[lxskllr]

Your cats move? What a novel concept. Mine are like fuzzy furniture :^D

 

[Leros]

The real problem here is that you expect your cats to be useful.

 

[zinfamous]

isn't febreeze just distilled water with some fake-ass sented bullshit?

 

[Rastus]

Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

 

[halik]

kitten mittens?

 

[Scarpozzi]

I always wanted to charge a cat with static and have it run around the house collecting dust.

 

[dank69]

I just fill their water bowls with it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Do you have a humidifier? Add a bit of febreze in there.

 

[D1gger]

I say go for it. Kill two birds (or should I say cats?) with one stone. First, you will improve the smell of your abode, and secondly, you will shortly not have any nasty ole cats to deal with.

 

[OCGuy]

Thread o' the day

 

[torpid]

It's probably safer to dangle a fragrance stick or something onto its collar. That will also make the cat enjoy it (playing with it) as a bonus.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

 

[MisterJackson]

kitten mittens?

Is your cat TOO LOOOUD?!?!?

 

[qliveur]

Is OP fucking serious?

I don't know why, but you're cracking me up with this.

It's just so... appropriate somehow.

EDIT: Here's an improved model:

Derp.