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Lifer
After Denver Broncos coach Mike Shanahan passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Mike a little 2-bedroom house with a faded Denver Broncos banner hanging from the front porch.

"This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God explains.

Mike looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge 3-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Kansas City Chiefs flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge Chiefs banner hanging between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. How come I get this little 2-bedroom house with a faded Denver Broncos banner, and Dick Vermiel gets a mansion with new Chiefs banners and flags flying
all over the place?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not Dick's house, that's mine."
 
Good one! - and on a similar note -

The Pope and a lawyer die on the same day and arrive in heaven on the same day. St. Peter tells them he will take them for a tour. He takes them to a very nice room similar to Holiday Inn- and says "Well, Holy Father, this is your eternal resting place."
He then takes them a mansion that looks like the Taj Mahal and says " This, Mr. Lawyer, is where you will spend eternity". The attorney looks incredulous and says "I don't understand. Why does the Pope get such a humble room while I am given a palace?" To which St. Peter responds" My son, we get a lot of Popes up here".


 
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