SpongeBob

[Evadman]

rectal thermometer

Who checks the temperature inside your bum?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Invasive and yellow and probing is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Who's hoping he?s lubricated and been warmed?
Spongebob Squarepants!
So drop your shorts and spread your cheeks!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob...... Squarepants!

 

[Jeff7]

What better thing to check the temp of that ol' Krabby "Patty" maker?

 

[ForumMaster]

now...explain to me how you came upon this please.

 

[bigal40]

It's just a thermometer, if you look at the package it says "oral, underarm, OR rectal"

 

[WHAMPOM]

Originally posted by: Evadman

rectal thermometer

Who checks the temperature inside your bum?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Invasive and yellow and probing is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Who's hoping he?s lubricated and been warmed?
Spongebob Squarepants!
So drop your shorts and spread your cheeks!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob...... Squarepants!

Rectally obsessive, much?

 

[theMan]

Originally posted by: bigal40
It's just a thermometer, if you look at the package it says "oral, underarm, OR rectal"

good thing it's not and/or

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahaha!

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: theman

Originally posted by: bigal40
It's just a thermometer, if you look at the package it says "oral, underarm, OR rectal"

good thing it's not and/or

Ass to mouth.

 

[alzan]

I can't figure out what's more disturbing:

The item itself;
The fact someone posted about;
or the fact that I'm replying to that post.

So many questions...

alzan

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
now...explain to me how you came upon this please.

No.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
now...explain to me how you came upon this please.

No.

Your lips say "no" but your......um, "eyes" say "yes."