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spider the size of texas in my bathroom

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Nuke Syringer's air conditioner from orbit?
after throwing a brick at zim's truck
How big a brick?

Alternator sized...

*sigh* ATOT is officially played out now. We can have an entire thread consisting of posts whose sole content is references to past posts/threads.
 
Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Nuke Syringer's air conditioner from orbit?
after throwing a brick at zim's truck
How big a brick?

Alternator sized...

*sigh* ATOT is officially played out now. We can have an entire thread consisting of posts whose sole content is references to past posts/threads.

The spider looks big enough to wear jeans!
 
they don't bite and aren't poisonous, but it's just the fact of having it watch me poop and shower that is creepy knowing at any time it could jump on me when i'm extremely vulnerable.
 
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
they don't bite and aren't poisonous, but it's just the fact of having it watch me poop and shower that is creepy knowing at any time it could jump on me when i'm extremely vulnerable.

well if it jumped on you while trying to shit it might help it out. i know it would help clear me out.
 
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
they don't bite and aren't poisonous, but it's just the fact of having it watch me poop and shower that is creepy knowing at any time it could jump on me when i'm extremely vulnerable.

it bites, and it is poisonous. It just doesn't appear to be a type that will cause any problems to a human, other than those who are allergic to spiders.

What type of spider is it specifically? I don't really feel like digging through a ton of spider directories to search what that specific spider is.

But I'm not aware of a spider, specifically one that large, that cannot bite a human. All spiders will bite humans, it just depends on the circumstances as to whether they likely will or will not. Most spiders won't bite, some of the most dangerous won't even bite unless basically forced against a human in a confined space, such as a shoe or in clothing.
And all spiders have some kind of venom - it's how they kill/eat.
😉
 
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
they don't bite and aren't poisonous, but it's just the fact of having it watch me poop and shower that is creepy knowing at any time it could jump on me when i'm extremely vulnerable.

it bites, and it is venomous. It just doesn't appear to be a type that will cause any problems to a human, other than those who are allergic to spiders.

What type of spider is it specifically? I don't really feel like digging through a ton of spider directories to search what that specific spider is.

But I'm not aware of a spider, specifically one that large, that cannot bite a human. All spiders will bite humans, it just depends on the circumstances as to whether they likely will or will not. Most spiders won't bite, some of the most dangerous won't even bite unless basically forced against a human in a confined space, such as a shoe or in clothing.
And all spiders have some kind of venom - it's how they kill/eat.
😉

I fixed your opening line. ALL spiders bite...some just don't/can't bite humans...and I don't think that one fits that category...AND, as destrektor sez, ALL spiders are venomous...but they're not poisonous. (there IS a difference)
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
they don't bite and aren't poisonous, but it's just the fact of having it watch me poop and shower that is creepy knowing at any time it could jump on me when i'm extremely vulnerable.

well if it jumped on you while trying to shit it might help it out. i know it would help clear me out.

If that thing jumped on me while I was on the throne I'm pretty sure every surface in my home would be covered in crap and spider guts.
 
I guess I won't be the only one who every once in a while lifts the seat before sitting to ensure there are no creepy crawlies under there. Ever since that out house incident when I was a kid I have always had that phobia. For future reference, no I did not have a spider crawl up my arse, I just sat down and felt something weird and there was a spider + web spanning the seat area.

Horrifying.
 
I like spiders, have never killed one, and always capture and escort them outside. They eat other pestilence. Spiders are cool. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Nuke Syringer's air conditioner from orbit?
after throwing a brick at zim's truck
How big a brick?

Alternator sized...

*sigh* ATOT is officially played out now. We can have an entire thread consisting of posts whose sole content is references to past posts/threads.

The spider looks big enough to wear jeans!

but only Diesel jeans
 
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