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Spider on my toilet paper...

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idNut

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Yeah, last night I was taking a huge sh!t and then I just finished so I give the toilet paper a slight tug and as I do that a spider rolls up with the paper. He scared the sh!t out of me (hence I started sh!tting again) so quickly I grab some Kleenex and squash it and throw it into the toilet and continue. Yeah, that was quite terrifying. All I know about the spider was it was brown and about the size of a quarter and capable of making me unconstipated.
 
Brown recluse.

If it bites you, you get bleeding weeping sores.

Hopefully it didn't bite you in the azz.
 
Originally posted by: idNut
Yeah, last night I was taking a huge sh!t and then I just finished so I give the toilet paper a slight tug and as I do that a spider rolls up with the paper. He scared the sh!t out of me (hence I started sh!tting again) so quickly I grab some Kleenex and squash it and throw it into the toilet and continue. Yeah, that was quite terrifying. All I know about the spider was it was brown and about the size of a quarter and capable of making me unconstipated.
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AHAHHHAHHHAHAH i am laughing so much i have to take a sh!t!
 
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