Spider on my toilet paper...

[idNut]

Yeah, last night I was taking a huge sh!t and then I just finished so I give the toilet paper a slight tug and as I do that a spider rolls up with the paper. He scared the sh!t out of me (hence I started sh!tting again) so quickly I grab some Kleenex and squash it and throw it into the toilet and continue. Yeah, that was quite terrifying. All I know about the spider was it was brown and about the size of a quarter and capable of making me unconstipated.

 

[Ime]

Brown recluse.

If it bites you, you get bleeding weeping sores.

Hopefully it didn't bite you in the azz.

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: Ime
Brown recluse.

Should have known that.

 

[notfred]

yeah, it probably wasn't a brown Recluse, and you're a huge pussy.

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: notfred
yeah, it probably wasn't a brown Recluse, and you're a huge pussy.

lol

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: idNut
Yeah, last night I was taking a huge sh!t and then I just finished so I give the toilet paper a slight tug and as I do that a spider rolls up with the paper. He scared the sh!t out of me (hence I started sh!tting again) so quickly I grab some Kleenex and squash it and throw it into the toilet and continue. Yeah, that was quite terrifying. All I know about the spider was it was brown and about the size of a quarter and capable of making me unconstipated.

AHAHHHAHHHAHAH i am laughing so much i have to take a sh!t!

 

[NogginBoink]

Let it have sex with you and it will die.

 

[glugglug]

It's the male that dies...