Spider Man 3 dancing down the street scene

EightySix Four

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Is this scene the worst in modern movie history? I hadn't ever bothered to watch number 3 but it was on TV today so I kept in on in the background. The movie is trash as I expected, but walking down the street as "black spiderman" dancing in emo mode was the worst thing I can remember watching in a long time. It actually made me uncomfortable watching it.

Subsequent dance scene comes in close second.
 

zerocool84

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So you're saying because the Spiderman in this version is black it's a bad movie?

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Bateluer

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I don't know what the fuck happened with Sam Raimi. Either way, looks like he got the boot for Spiderman 4. Toby Maguire too.
 

irishScott

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I don't know what the fuck happened with Sam Raimi. Either way, looks like he got the boot for Spiderman 4. Toby Maguire too.

Good. Hated how Maguire pussified the character (by comparison to the 90s cartoon that I grew up on).
 

Fritzo

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Everyone knew it would be bad once it was annouced that there would be two villans in it. Any movie with more than one villan in it instantly becomes infected with the "Batman Forever" syndrome.
 

ahenkel

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That movie ruined the other spider-man movies for me. I can't watch em without thinking this is what they do with the franchise.
 

zerocool84

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Everyone knew it would be bad once it was annouced that there would be two villans in it. Any movie with more than one villan in it instantly becomes infected with the "Batman Forever" syndrome.

and Dark Knight
 

TwinsenTacquito

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The first spiderman was a disappointment. The second one I saw coming like a mile away. I figured it'd be terrible, and it was. The third one was just like, "Oh they made the worst movie of all time, I am not shocked."



Does anybody remember how it ended? Anybody? It was 3v1. And then one just turned and said:

"RED ROVER, RED ROVER! Hey, I'm on Spiderman's side now!"

And then it was 2v2. So spiderman and venom got in a fight where venom couldn't ever attack because he'd win. So he stood there and waited to lose. 2v1 time.

And then Sandman stopped attacking for no reason and said:

"I am not going to fight you anymore because I can easily win and this movie is terrible." And then he flew away for no reason. Roll credits.

MORE LIKE ROLL VOMIT!
 

Poulsonator

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Everyone knew it would be bad once it was annouced that there would be two villans in it. Any movie with more than one villan in it instantly becomes infected with the "Batman Forever" syndrome.

Batman Returns had two villans, as did The Dark Knight.
 

ahenkel

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Dark Knights two villains worked well because there was one you could pity due to the situation he was put it by the one villain you're supposed to hate.