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spider in my chips!!!

pontifex

pontifex

Lifer
I was sitting here eating some pizza and a bag of chips I had just opened. I looked down at the bag and a small spider was exiting the bag. I have no idea if it crawled in after the bag was opened or if it was in there from the beginning.

Should I throw out the bag of chips or don't worry about it?
 
Extra protein is good for you, as long as they're not poisonous. See if there is a hole in the bag or webs in it. If not, then it was probably on the bag in your pantry and crawled in when you opened it. A spiders gotta eat too, you know.
 
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Eat the spider. Fuck that SOB for stealing food, and not contributing to the household...

Either that, or let him go as a early Xmas pardon, and eat your chips.
 
Spider was there first. Technically, you were eating his chips.

He's probably wondering if he should get rid of you.
 
Eat the chips.

I was at this restaurant that gives you shelled peanuts instead of rolls... I ate a peanut and too late realized I was eating a bug. It was tangy.
 
pontifex said:
I was sitting here eating some pizza and a bag of chips I had just opened.
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First of all, 'grats on your well balanced diet. As for the spider, if you ordered your chips on the web, what do you expect? Let those chips fall where they may.
 
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SlickSnake said:
Extra protein is good for you, as long as they're not poisonous. See if there is a hole in the bag or webs in it. If not, then it was probably on the bag in your pantry and crawled in when you opened it. A spiders gotta eat too, you know.
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I think you can eat any spider.
Pretty sure digestive enzymes and acids will take care of destroying any dangerous goods inside said spider.

Most toxins found in stinging/biting creatures do their magic because they skip digestion and go immediately to bloodstream/tissue. Our stomach is a major defensive barrier.

Could be wrong on that, however. I don't think I am in regards to animal/insect toxins, but obviously there are toxins that can be delivered by food, survive the stomach's environment, and kill you. Of course, bacterial and mold toxins can also survive that journey. Well, the bacteria and mold can, not sure when/where they deliver toxins, might be after the stomach.
 
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