Spider! (Do not enter thread without nukes ready in orbit)

[Jeeebus]

Took the kids to some nature park/preservation area this weekend. They have a butterfly garden/nature walk that is more appropriately named "HALL OF DEATH AND MURDER."

These goddam spiders (golden orb weavers) were everywhere... couldn't walk more than a few feet without coming across another huge web and giganto spider.

I was ok until I saw the butterfly give up on life and fly into a web. Spider was on him like Trident on Froot Loops. After watching that, I couldn't walk anywhere without feeling like furry legs were crawling across my neck. Nukes at the ready!

 

[purbeast0]

i went fishing this weekend and was clearly the first person to be walking along the path saturday morning, based on the amount of spider webs i was walking through. and i was even waving my fishing rod all around like a mad man infront of me as i walked, to rip down the spiderwebs, but nope, i'd still run into them.

 

[leftyman]

I like how spiders suck the life out of life.

 

[Ruptga]

Thanks for reminding us why we're all basement dwellers. Nature sucks.

 

[Exterous]

Thanks for reminding us why we're all basement dwellers. Nature sucks.

Isn't the basement one of the places they congregate?

 

[Raizinman]

I've always wondered how a spider can string a web across a wide path like 15 or more feet?

 

[Phanuel]

I've always wondered how a spider can string a web across a wide path like 15 or more feet?

They can fly for your information.


And yes, you should be more afraid.