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SPIDER BITE!!!

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Medicine Bear

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Damn 8 legged motherfvcker had to go and bite me last night while I was cleaning out the garage. Didn't even know he/she was on my arm until it was too late. Thanks a lot you little bastard. THANKS A LOT!! I just love this tiny version of Mount Vesuvius that is now on my right forearm.
 
spider suck, I have been biten by redbacks a few times...they hurt like a muthfvcker, I have had a Sydney funnelweb the size of my hand crawl across my bed and cause me to stain my undies.
 
I had a spider bite once. A circular area with radius of about 1.5 inches around the bite turned black, and a few days later all the skin peeled off. Its fine now, not even a good scar to prove that it really happened.
 
Originally posted by: Stumps
spider suck, I have been biten by redbacks a few times...they hurt like a muthfvcker, I have had a Sydney funnelweb the size of my hand crawl across my bed and cause me to stain my undies.
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Arent they like the most poisonous spiders in the world?
 
I had one on my thigh that got infected - coiuldn't walk. PAINFUL.

Basically - from now on, if it's not a daddy longlegs, it will DIE!
 
Originally posted by: HDTVMan
Originally posted by: Stumps
spider suck, I have been biten by redbacks a few times...they hurt like a muthfvcker, I have had a Sydney funnelweb the size of my hand crawl across my bed and cause me to stain my undies.
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Arent they like the most poisonous spiders in the world?
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YES, hence the stain on my undies when I saw it crawling at the end of the bed, luckly it fell off on to the ground and I was able to kill it with my air rifle, fvck it was big
 
This one looked at first like a recluse after I swatted it off my arm, but after I squished it into goo it was a bit hard to tell. 😉 Don't think it was though since the bite area doesn't look like one of their bites. Of course I could just be one of those lucky people that aren't highly affecte4d by their bites. Who knows? I just know it looks nasty.
 
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: tami
you are going to die.
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I'm hoping it was radioactive so I can nail Kirsten Dunst.
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i met her once, when she was filming mona lisa smile at columbia university during my senior year. 🙂 i even talked to her. w00t.
 
do you guys get white tail spiders in the US?, one bite from them and you get to have your arm or leg rot off over the course of a few years, it's bite is generally on curable by surgery to remove the affected area, we get heaps of them over here, I usually kill 4 or 5 a day...bloody things
 
Originally posted by: Stumps
Originally posted by: HDTVMan
Originally posted by: Stumps
spider suck, I have been biten by redbacks a few times...they hurt like a muthfvcker, I have had a Sydney funnelweb the size of my hand crawl across my bed and cause me to stain my undies.
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Arent they like the most poisonous spiders in the world?
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YES, hence the stain on my undies when I saw it crawling at the end of the bed, luckly it fell off on to the ground and I was able to kill it with my air rifle, fvck it was big
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OK, I just Googled "Sydney funnelweb".:Q

I can't believe guns are illegal in Australia with things like that running around.
 
Originally posted by: HDTVMan
Originally posted by: Stumps
spider suck, I have been biten by redbacks a few times...they hurt like a muthfvcker, I have had a Sydney funnelweb the size of my hand crawl across my bed and cause me to stain my undies.
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Arent they like the most poisonous spiders in the world?
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daddy long legs are the most poisonous..but they cant break the skin wif deer teef, so the are harmless to us...omg i remembered something from high school😀
 
Originally posted by: Stumps
do you guys get white tail spiders in the US?, one bite from them and you get to have your arm or leg rot off over the course of a few years, it's bite is generally on curable by surgery to remove the affected area, we get heaps of them over here, I usually kill 4 or 5 a day...bloody things
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Is there anything in Australia that can't kill you or rot an appendage off from just one bite?

 
I had a spider bite my eyelid when I was younger. I couldn't open my eye for a few days. Looked odd walking around with one closed eye.
 
Originally posted by: captains
Originally posted by: HDTVMan
Originally posted by: Stumps
spider suck, I have been biten by redbacks a few times...they hurt like a muthfvcker, I have had a Sydney funnelweb the size of my hand crawl across my bed and cause me to stain my undies.
Click to expand...

Arent they like the most poisonous spiders in the world?
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daddy long legs are the most poisonous..but they cant break the skin wif deer teef, so the are harmless to us...omg i remembered something from high school😀
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wrong, the mythbusters guy's tried this theory and proved it wrong, the venom from a daddy long legs is a really weak version of the black widow's venom, it causes a bit of itching but no real effects
 
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: Stumps
do you guys get white tail spiders in the US?, one bite from them and you get to have your arm or leg rot off over the course of a few years, it's bite is generally on curable by surgery to remove the affected area, we get heaps of them over here, I usually kill 4 or 5 a day...bloody things
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Is there anything in Australia that can't kill you or rot an appendage off from just one bite?
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Ummm no..it's part of the fun living in Australia...the daily struggle just to survive surburbia
 
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