Speeding ticket I am innocence

[SaturnX]

This is my suggestion for you:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0764553224/

 

[OmahaTaz]

Get the girl who breaks the Frosty machine to say she was with you and the cop touched her inappropriately during a pat-down search. Then you are out of trouble with Johnny Law, and she gets to keep her Job! win/win situation for everyone....

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

If you're going to make a stupid parody thread with the phony broken English, at least create an alternate username. A simple search in the archives for "Rapidskies" proves you are capable of coherent English.

 

[Triumph]

Someone has to know the thread that he's parodying.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: KnightBreed
If you're going to make a stupid parody thread with the phony broken English, at least create an alternate username. A simple search in the archives for "Rapidskies" proves you are capable of coherent English.

The fun is now gone in this thread.