A man goes to see his doctor, who is a plastic surgeon and says:
"Doctor, I've got thish sherioush shpeech problem and it'sh driving me crazy!"
So the doctor examines this poor guy and says, "I know exactly what your problem is...your penis is too long, sir. See, it somehow connects with your tongue and presses down your throat causing your speech problem."
The guy then says, "I don't care! Cut if off then!"
And so the doctor does, of course.
Two weeks later, that same guy comes back to his doctor and says, "Doctor, my speech is fine now, but my sex life sucks...it's pathetic! You have to sew it back on!"
And the doctor answers, "Are you sherioush? It'sh absholutely out of the queshtion!!!!!"
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