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[Caveman]

Looking for a short story/joke that wouldn't take moe than a minute or two to say that showcases spinning or bending the truth.

Not a "little white lie", this is about bending the truth.

Joke must be clean.

 

[IronWing]

Just pick a random Bush speech and repeat it.
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Look up some Paul Bunyan stories. Everybody likes Paul Bunyan.

 

[Caveman]

Thanks for input. Anyone else?

 

[Jeff7]

"I'd like to start out with something a little different, but YOU CAN ENAR3G YOUR PENI5 IN JJJJUST 3 DAYS WITH THIS PIL!!!!!"


Then throw Cialis tabs at the audience.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
"I'd like to start out with something a little different, but YOU CAN ENAR3G YOUR PENI5 IN JJJJUST 3 DAYS WITH THIS PIL!!!!!"


Then throw Cialis tabs at the audience.

I don't want that truth getting bent, thank you.

 

[theblackbox]

how about something about tax evasion and some current politicians. beats a Bush joke anyday