spanish speakers, i need your help once again

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Lifer
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The cleaning crew in the hospital where i have my massage office are pissing me off. A few weeks ago I asked for the ATOT Spanish speakers to tell me how to say in Spanish "Please do not clean this suite if the lights are on". I printed it out and put it on the door.


Well the past 3 fricken night they have ignored that sign, I tape the sign to the door when I come in the evenings to see my massage clients. Two nights ago the cleaning guy comes in and runs the vacuum in the waiting room and in the hall outside of my massage room. I cover up my client, go out and tell him to leave. Last night the same asshole come into the suite, I hear him banging trashcans around emptying them then I hear my door handle jiggle then the sound of keys. I quickly cover up my client again and open the door before he comes in and tell I him im in a session. He says sorry and leaves.

Tonight yet again asshole comes in while I am in session and runs the vacuum! :|

I called the hospital property manager today and raised hell. This is a big medical office building and for some reason they like to start on suite 200 which is mine. I told the property manager that I can not have the cleaning crew in the suite between 6pm-9pm and told her of what has happened. She said she would call the cleaning company but I guess they didn?t get the memo because asshole came in tonight. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR. There are plenty of other offices they can work in while I am in a session. They can wait until my business is closed.

So time to switch to a new tactic until word from the cleaning company?s management filters down to the workers. Time to make a new sign to tape on their housekeeping door.

Please tell me how to say in Spanish.

DO NOT CLEAN SUITE 200 BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6PM-9PM.
 

pontifex

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It'd be hilarious (in more ways than one) if the cleaning crew are actually Asian or something other than Spanish.

Or if they didn't speak Spanish at all...lol
 

mooglemania85

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Is it just me, or does this situation sound like the perfect backdrop for a pron flick?

It was absolutely pouring outside, and I was working late again at the office. Brandy had been complaining of severe back spasms, and I was already working up a slight sweat trying to loosen her up. My hands slid down her lower back, pushing the towel down another fraction of an inch. Suddenly, I hear a loud bang outside, followed by the distinct sound of heavy footsteps at the door. I cursed softly under my breath and lifted the towel to cover her up once again, then stormed across the room to see what exactly was the source of all the commotion.

Apparently Jose, one of the night cleaning crew, had gotten caught in the downpour, as his long thick hair was drenched and the rain still glistened off his chisled face....
 

TrukinDave

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Actually you can go use one of these free online translation programs.. That may help

Just do a web search for free online translators..

Hope that helps :)

 

pontifex

Lifer
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Originally posted by: TrukinDave
Actually you can go use one of these free online translation programs.. That may help

Just do a web search for free online translators..

Hope that helps :)

those things don't work that great for phrases or actually trying to put together a sentence.
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: Citrix


DO NOT CLEAN SUITE 200 BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6PM-9PM.


Por favor no limpie este salón entre las horas de 18:00 y 21:00.

"Please don't clean this room between the hours of 6pm and 9pm"
 

funkymatt

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did you try typing the sign out in english? maybe he's taken offence and is getting even?

 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: Lithium381
Originally posted by: Citrix


DO NOT CLEAN SUITE 200 BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6PM-9PM.


Por favor no limpie el salón 200 entre las horas de 18:00 y 21:00.

fixed for:
"Please don't clean room 200 between the hours of 6pm and 9pm"
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: funkymatt
did you try typing the sign out in english? maybe he's taken offence and is getting even?

Good point ... maybe you should try both languages
And you could address it to the portero (janitor). Or, if you know his name, that would be better.

 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: funkymatt
did you try typing the sign out in english? maybe he's taken offence and is getting even?

Good point ... maybe you should try both languages
And you could address it to the portero (janitor). Or, if you know his name, that would be better.

I tried that when i left last night, i saw him in the hall and tried to talk to him. his response was. "I speak no English"

thanks for the wording and i will print it out in English and Spanish this time.
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Is it just me, or does this situation sound like the perfect backdrop for a pron flick?

It was absolutely pouring outside, and I was working late again at the office. Brandy had been complaining of severe back spasms, and I was already working up a slight sweat trying to loosen her up. My hands slid down her lower back, pushing the towel down another fraction of an inch. Suddenly, I hear a loud bang outside, followed by the distinct sound of heavy footsteps at the door. I cursed softly under my breath and lifted the towel to cover her up once again, then stormed across the room to see what exactly was the source of all the commotion.

Apparently Jose, one of the night cleaning crew, had gotten caught in the downpour, as his long thick hair was drenched and the rain still glistened off his chisled face....

wow. just wow.
 

xochi

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Originally posted by: Citrix
The cleaning crew in the hospital where i have my massage office are pissing me off. A few weeks ago I asked for the ATOT Spanish speakers to tell me how to say in Spanish "Please do not clean this suite if the lights are on". I printed it out and put it on the door.


Well the past 3 fricken night they have ignored that sign, I tape the sign to the door when I come in the evenings to see my massage clients. Two nights ago the cleaning guy comes in and runs the vacuum in the waiting room and in the hall outside of my massage room. I cover up my client, go out and tell him to leave. Last night the same asshole come into the suite, I hear him banging trashcans around emptying them then I hear my door handle jiggle then the sound of keys. I quickly cover up my client again and open the door before he comes in and tell I him im in a session. He says sorry and leaves.

Tonight yet again asshole comes in while I am in session and runs the vacuum! :|

I called the hospital property manager today and raised hell. This is a big medical office building and for some reason they like to start on suite 200 which is mine. I told the property manager that I can not have the cleaning crew in the suite between 6pm-9pm and told her of what has happened. She said she would call the cleaning company but I guess they didn?t get the memo because asshole came in tonight. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR. There are plenty of other offices they can work in while I am in a session. They can wait until my business is closed.

So time to switch to a new tactic until word from the cleaning company?s management filters down to the workers. Time to make a new sign to tape on their housekeeping door.

Please tell me how to say in Spanish.

DO NOT CLEAN SUITE 200 BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6PM-9PM.

I doubt its a language barrier. Most cleaning crews clean between the hours of 6pm-9pm. At my office they start about 7pm, and other offices i've worked they start about the same time. I doubt they would make a special trip back without charging the landlord additional $$.
 

Yreka

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Oficina De Inmigración Nacional - Departamento De la Deportación

"National Immigration Office - Department of Deportation"
 

clamum

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Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Is it just me, or does this situation sound like the perfect backdrop for a pron flick?

It was absolutely pouring outside, and I was working late again at the office. Brandy had been complaining of severe back spasms, and I was already working up a slight sweat trying to loosen her up. My hands slid down her lower back, pushing the towel down another fraction of an inch. Suddenly, I hear a loud bang outside, followed by the distinct sound of heavy footsteps at the door. I cursed softly under my breath and lifted the towel to cover her up once again, then stormed across the room to see what exactly was the source of all the commotion.

Apparently Jose, one of the night cleaning crew, had gotten caught in the downpour, as his long thick hair was drenched and the rain still glistened off his chisled face....

wow. just wow.
:laugh:
 

Ktulu

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Originally posted by: Crucial
How do you know he can read at all?

Don't be an asshole, just because someone is from another country and speaks a different language does not mean they're an idiot although he could very well be.
 
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Originally posted by: Ktulu
Originally posted by: Crucial
How do you know he can read at all?

Don't be an asshole, just because someone is from another country and speaks a different language does not mean they're an idiot although he could very well be.

:laugh: Nice! An attack AND a retreat all in one sentence. Don't think I've ever seen that before.
 

Ktulu

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: Ktulu
Originally posted by: Crucial
How do you know he can read at all?

Don't be an asshole, just because someone is from another country and speaks a different language does not mean they're an idiot although he could very well be.

:laugh: Nice! An attack AND a retreat all in one sentence. Don't think I've ever seen that before.

Learn from a pro ;)