ActuaryTm
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For those who have not tried it, 8th Continent is great. Better in taste than any other soy milk product I've tried.
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
For those who have not tried it, 8th Continent is great. Better in taste than any other soy milk product I've tried.
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Lewis Black on Milk nowadays.
"Now you dont know. Because when you go to the grocery store, the milk aisle goes for fvckin ever. There's 1%, 2%, low-fat, skim... Acidophilus Milk, what the fvck are you talking about? Acidophilus Milk, milk doesnt need a friend. That sh!t belongs in the yogurt section.
Lactose Intolerant Milk, kiss my dick. If you're lactose intolerant, you cant drink milk. So whats in the fvckin' carton? Get it out of there. Get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.
Soy milk. There's no such thing as Soy Milk. It's soy juice. But they couldnt sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because any time you say Soy Juice you actually start to gag. And they put soy milk in with my moo-cow-fvck milk. And it doesnt belong there because we all know there's no soy milk, because there's no soy titty, is there?"
does anybody else have fantasies about drinking from your future wife's breasts once she's lactating?
Originally posted by: Shelly21
does anybody else have fantasies about drinking from your future wife's breasts once she's lactating?
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Originally posted by: Leetman
Choolate Silk(brand of soy milk) is the best.
seconded! i really dig itOriginally posted by: ActuaryTm
For those who have not tried it, 8th Continent is great. Better in taste than any other soy milk product I've tried.
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Lewis Black on Milk nowadays.
"Now you dont know. Because when you go to the grocery store, the milk aisle goes for fvckin ever. There's 1%, 2%, low-fat, skim... Acidophilus Milk, what the fvck are you talking about? Acidophilus Milk, milk doesnt need a friend. That sh!t belongs in the yogurt section.
Lactose Intolerant Milk, kiss my dick. If you're lactose intolerant, you cant drink milk. So whats in the fvckin' carton? Get it out of there. Get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.
Soy milk. There's no such thing as Soy Milk. It's soy juice. But they couldnt sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because any time you say Soy Juice you actually start to gag. And they put soy milk in with my moo-cow-fvck milk. And it doesnt belong there because we all know there's no soy milk, because there's no soy titty, is there?"
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Lewis Black on Milk nowadays.
"Now you dont know. Because when you go to the grocery store, the milk aisle goes for fvckin ever. There's 1%, 2%, low-fat, skim... Acidophilus Milk, what the fvck are you talking about? Acidophilus Milk, milk doesnt need a friend. That sh!t belongs in the yogurt section.
Lactose Intolerant Milk, kiss my dick. If you're lactose intolerant, you cant drink milk. So whats in the fvckin' carton? Get it out of there. Get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.
Soy milk. There's no such thing as Soy Milk. It's soy juice. But they couldnt sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because any time you say Soy Juice you actually start to gag. And they put soy milk in with my moo-cow-fvck milk. And it doesnt belong there because we all know there's no soy milk, because there's no soy titty, is there?"
I really wish Lewis Black would just drop dead already... his comedic styling is so repetitive and forced that it makes me want to vomit. Ok, we get it, you have an anger problem...