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Are you kidding? The council of nine: Aslan, Gandalf, Glinda The Good Witch, Jesus, Luke Skywalker, Morpheus, Popeye, Wonder Woman, Zeus.

General: Why would you agree to suck someone's balls?
Kyle: I didn't think there was gonna be a goddamn leprechaun!


Orc: We are free! Now all of Imaginationland is ours!
Minotaur: Not all, foolish Orc. There are still parts of Imaginationland we don't control.
Freddy: Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle right on this spot.
Minotaur: Who put you in charge Krueger? I am the most evil character here!
ManBearPig: Nonsense! Your evil is stale!
Headless Horseman: I am the most evil imaginary character!
(Freddy hisses)
Squirrely: Now come on, y'all. We shouldn't be fightin'. We're supposed to all be on the same side.
Chippy: Yeah, you're right Squirrely Squirrel.
All Woodland Critters: Yay!
Minotaur: What evil imaginary characters are they?
Fishman: They were dreamt up by some fourth-grade kid as part of his Christmas story.
Squirrely: Now come on, y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Rabbity: And eat their flesh!
Chippy: But first we should rape them!
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant!
Squirrely: Say, that's a great idea Beary Bear!
All Woodland Critters: Yay!
Jason: Man, I do not want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up.


Squirrelly: Whoa, whoa, hang on y'all, we can't just kill her, that's not evil enough.
Freddy: What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.
Jason: Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Squirrelly: Now come on y'all, we can do better than that.
Chippy: Hey, I know. Let's all tee in her empty eye socket.
Deery: Let's make her eat her own eyeball, and then pee in her empty eye socket.
Beary: How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eye socket so she dies all slow-like?
All Woodland Critters: Yeah!
Minotaur: Nobody here has AIDS!
All Woodland Critters: Aww!
Beary: But we got to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket.
Squirrelly: Now don't be down y'all. I'll bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest!
 
DrPizza said:
Are you kidding? The council of nine: Aslan, Gandalf, Glinda The Good Witch, Jesus, Luke Skywalker, Morpheus, Popeye, Wonder Woman, Zeus.

General: Why would you agree to suck someone's balls?
Kyle: I didn't think there was gonna be a goddamn leprechaun!


Orc: We are free! Now all of Imaginationland is ours!
Minotaur: Not all, foolish Orc. There are still parts of Imaginationland we don't control.
Freddy: Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle right on this spot.
Minotaur: Who put you in charge Krueger? I am the most evil character here!
ManBearPig: Nonsense! Your evil is stale!
Headless Horseman: I am the most evil imaginary character!
(Freddy hisses)
Squirrely: Now come on, y'all. We shouldn't be fightin'. We're supposed to all be on the same side.
Chippy: Yeah, you're right Squirrely Squirrel.
All Woodland Critters: Yay!
Minotaur: What evil imaginary characters are they?
Fishman: They were dreamt up by some fourth-grade kid as part of his Christmas story.
Squirrely: Now come on, y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Rabbity: And eat their flesh!
Chippy: But first we should rape them!
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant!
Squirrely: Say, that's a great idea Beary Bear!
All Woodland Critters: Yay!
Jason: Man, I do not want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up.


Squirrelly: Whoa, whoa, hang on y'all, we can't just kill her, that's not evil enough.
Freddy: What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.
Jason: Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Squirrelly: Now come on y'all, we can do better than that.
Chippy: Hey, I know. Let's all tee in her empty eye socket.
Deery: Let's make her eat her own eyeball, and then pee in her empty eye socket.
Beary: How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eye socket so she dies all slow-like?
All Woodland Critters: Yeah!
Minotaur: Nobody here has AIDS!
All Woodland Critters: Aww!
Beary: But we got to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket.
Squirrelly: Now don't be down y'all. I'll bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest!
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Butters: Are you going to rape us?
Mayor: Wha....uh....no?
Butters: Ok then. Hey, careful guys, I'm pretty sure this guy wants to rape us.

Pentagon Guy 1: Sir! We've got a security breach! Its coming from sector 2!
Pentagon Guy 2: Sector 2....
[cartman crashes through window again]
Pentagon Guy 2: Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon?

Not to mention the Rambo reference + the suspense about the evil characters to end the first episode. I've never been so excited to see the next episode of a TV show.
 
DrPizza said:
Are you kidding? The council of nine: Aslan, Gandalf, Glinda The Good Witch, Jesus, Luke Skywalker, Morpheus, Popeye, Wonder Woman, Zeus.

General: Why would you agree to suck someone's balls?
Kyle: I didn't think there was gonna be a goddamn leprechaun!


Orc: We are free! Now all of Imaginationland is ours!
Minotaur: Not all, foolish Orc. There are still parts of Imaginationland we don't control.
Freddy: Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle right on this spot.
Minotaur: Who put you in charge Krueger? I am the most evil character here!
ManBearPig: Nonsense! Your evil is stale!
Headless Horseman: I am the most evil imaginary character!
(Freddy hisses)
Squirrely: Now come on, y'all. We shouldn't be fightin'. We're supposed to all be on the same side.
Chippy: Yeah, you're right Squirrely Squirrel.
All Woodland Critters: Yay!
Minotaur: What evil imaginary characters are they?
Fishman: They were dreamt up by some fourth-grade kid as part of his Christmas story.
Squirrely: Now come on, y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Rabbity: And eat their flesh!
Chippy: But first we should rape them!
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant!
Squirrely: Say, that's a great idea Beary Bear!
All Woodland Critters: Yay!
Jason: Man, I do not want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up.


Squirrelly: Whoa, whoa, hang on y'all, we can't just kill her, that's not evil enough.
Freddy: What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.
Jason: Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Squirrelly: Now come on y'all, we can do better than that.
Chippy: Hey, I know. Let's all tee in her empty eye socket.
Deery: Let's make her eat her own eyeball, and then pee in her empty eye socket.
Beary: How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eye socket so she dies all slow-like?
All Woodland Critters: Yeah!
Minotaur: Nobody here has AIDS!
All Woodland Critters: Aww!
Beary: But we got to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket.
Squirrelly: Now don't be down y'all. I'll bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest!
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see, i don't understand how any of that is funny.
 
yes, this was a great ep. They went to their best 2 characters, Cartman and Randy and delivered an epic episode
 
looks like a tribute to UK Viz Comic, buster gonad. i remember playing this old classic game on the amiga. similar music too

link

BagsOfFun.jpg
 
A truly great episode. "Hey Stan could get me a beer?" rofl. It's up there with "Smug Alert", "Imaginationland" and "Cartoon Wars" hilarious.
 
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